Let me put my cards on the table: I am a lazy good for nothing waster. But it,s not my fault!
My Father was lazy as was his father before him.
It's in my genes.
Why is it that when I apply for ajob ,and honestly inform my future employer that I am a lazy bastard ,I am turned down for the position?
If I keep my constant state of idleness secret I get the job but I find myself being kicked out of the door within hours.
Today in Britain a new law is on the statute book that makes it illegal for an employer to turn down an applicant because the may consider him or her to be too old.
We also have similar laws regarding racism ,sexism and homophobia.
Why is it that lazy people get no support from anyone?
Doing any sort of hard work makes me tired and the next morning my muscles ache.
My body tells me that It isn't right for me.
Please, will someome help me start a campaign . Lets make it illegal to discriminate against lazy people.
KICK LAZYIZM OUT OF THE WORKPLACE
2006-10-02
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asked by
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➔ Law & Ethics
I vote this the best question
2006-10-02 05:52:19
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answered by bw_r005t3r 2
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Laziness is due to a lack of personal motivation and will. If you are 'lazy' towards the job why would you try to apply for it?
People have the choice to be lazy, laws are passed to prevent people from being discriminated against something that they have no control over AND would not effect the rate and quality of their work.
Don't blame your genes - that's an awful excuse.
2006-10-02 03:57:59
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answered by James W 3
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You can't be that lazy - your question was quite thorough.
It's true though - try to get your company done for discrimination when you're an average height white male in his late twenties with no history of illness or mental problems. Nightmare!
Link below to a book you might enjoy! The future's dull...
2006-10-02 03:54:02
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answered by babyeddieuk 3
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If you're so lazy and the rest of the males in your family were lazy don't you think it's time to do something about that rather than just sitting on your back side whinging. Grow up!
2006-10-02 04:06:58
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answered by jo88 2
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Why on earth don't you try Politics. Nearly half the House of Commons and the entire House of Lords is full of lazy bastards - (the Conservatives).........
2006-10-02 03:59:39
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answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7
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You are just applying for the wrong jobs. There are many jobs specially designed for people like you, eg., Deputy Prime Minister, council worker & deck chair supervisor. Good luck in your future career prospects!
2006-10-02 05:56:25
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answered by moonbeam 2
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Maybe you should pick up a job that involves writing, because your question didn't seemed to take a lot of writing,and you weren't too lazy for that...
2006-10-02 03:54:26
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answered by Meera K 3
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Do you honestly think youd have the energy to get up off your lazy backside to start a campaign?
2006-10-02 03:48:55
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answered by *DB* 3
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If you are happy being lazy then carry on doing it. As long as your supporting yourself and not sponging off the state.
2006-10-02 04:37:07
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answered by Annie M 6
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Lazy? you wrote quite a bit. Its ok to be lazy, but you just gotta do the work
2006-10-02 03:49:04
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answered by Anonymous
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The first poster is right. You answered your own question. You are admittedly a lazy person.
2006-10-02 03:54:16
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answered by Anonymous
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