about any mathematical operations or any mathematical geometric figures. I am also looking forward to some funny practical applications of science or maths esp. Chemistry. Thanks.
2006-10-02 03:18:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
There are three types of people. One who can count and one who cannot
no 2
Noah's ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out. Says, "Go and multiply." After several months have passed, Noah decides to check up all the animals. All are doing fine except for a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?", Noah asks. "Cut down some trees and let us live there.", the snakes reply. Noah follows their advice. After several more weeks have passed, Noah checks the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody happy. Noah asks, "Could You tell me how the trees helped?" "Certainly!", the snakes answer, "We're adders, and we need logs to multiply."
2006-10-02 03:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mein Hoon Na 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This kid from a midwest farming family goes off to College and gets a degree in math. When he returns home all of his relatives get together for a 'welcome home' celebration and a big dinner. After dinner, the kids father stands up and says, "Son, now that you have a math degree, how about saying something in math?" The kid thinks for a moment and says, "Pi r square." The father shakes his head and says, "No, boy. Pie are *round*, it's cornbread that are square."
Two mathematicians driving down the road suddenly see a huge flock of sheep. The driver says, "Wow, that's a big flock. I wonder how many sheep are out there?" His collegue glances out the window and says, "23, 743." "No way" replies the driver, "You couldn't have counted that many sheep that fast." To which his collewgue replies, "You're wrong. There are exactly 23,743 sheep out there." "OK" says the driver, "I'm going to call you bluff because I see the sheperds truck up ahead and I could use a break anyway." They pull up behind the sheperds truck and get out to stretch their legs and walk over to the sheperd. The driver asks, "Excuse us, Sir, but we were just admiring you flock of sheep. Do you happen to know exactly how many sheep you have?" The sheperd looks at him and says, "23,743 was the last count a couple of days ago." The driver turns to his collegue and says, "That's unbelievable. How did you do that?" His collegue replies, "It's an easy trick, you count the feet and divide by four."
Doug
2006-10-02 03:30:36 · answer #2 · answered by doug_donaghue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could tell you about my friend Soh Cah Toa, but that would be a royal waste of time considering like every math teacher from 5th thru 8th grade has the same friend.
2006-10-02 04:05:31 · answer #3 · answered by Zack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:why is the longest nose ever recorded in a world record only 11 inches
A:because when it reaches 12 it would be a foot
2006-10-02 03:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by aron a 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about Zeno's paradox?
Motion consists of passing through through an infinite number of points in a finite amount of time.
Therefore, motion is impossible.
And that is probably why I am sitting at the computer instead of doing my laundry.
2006-10-02 03:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
square root of -69?
i ate something.
Ira was failing math, so his Jewish
parents decided to switch schools.
The only othe near-by school was
a catholic school run by nuns.
After a few months, Ira was making
straight A's in math. When asked
what was the difference, he replied
"When I saw wht the did with that guy
on the plus sign, I knew they meant
business!"
2006-10-02 03:40:38 · answer #6 · answered by bob h 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two PI jokes:
APPLE version: How can you share 22 apples among 7 people? Make Apple Pie (pi) 22/7 = 3.142857....
CHERRY version: How can you share 355 cherries with 113 people? Make cherry pie (pi). 355/113 = 3.141592920
2006-10-02 07:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
2006-10-02 05:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by Theodore R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's 3,069 in hexidecimal?
A: BFD!
2006-10-02 03:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by trivimp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
M-mentally
A-affected
T- teachers
H-harrasing
S-students
this is the best i can thiunk
2006-10-02 03:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋