The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 2007 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........$30.00
8"- 10" Pole Tax.............$25.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........$15.00
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........$3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS
*****NOTE*****
We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
- Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes? - Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?
2006-10-02 03:15:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is funny... two thumbs up
2006-10-02 03:19:03 · answer #1 · answered by Tracy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm really not digging that Pole Tax that's gonna effect me...
2006-10-02 03:21:08 · answer #2 · answered by Dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a penis exceeds more than 12" it should be filed under "You wish" !!!!
2006-10-02 03:18:46 · answer #3 · answered by Curious J. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha
Mildly entertaining
15$ down the drain
2006-10-02 03:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
better be careful. next thing you know they'll be asking for coochie tax!
2006-10-02 03:17:51 · answer #5 · answered by luvmuzik 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
anyone have $25 I can borrow?
2006-10-02 03:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by medic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't go giving them any idea's , shhh! That is funny!
2006-10-02 03:17:00 · answer #7 · answered by Poohbear 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are truly a sick cookie,don't you realize young children read this too,you got to learn to think
2006-10-02 03:19:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-10-02 03:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
amusing
2006-10-02 03:18:52 · answer #10 · answered by Special 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋