2006-10-02 01:25:30 · 13 answers · asked by andylegendoneill 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
so that's where I went wrong - my jam was made from badgers instead of badgers made of jam - explains everything..*whoooooosh!*
2006-10-02 01:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the badger universe, where badgers are indeed made of jam, the universe is a small petrol station along the A40. At top speed, you could probably fly around it in approximately 16 badger seconds which are, strangely enough, exactly the same length as an Earth second. Bizarre!
2006-10-02 02:00:53 · answer #2 · answered by babyeddieuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would'nt be able to fly around the universe because you'll be in a straight jacket you muppet.
Go get a life or maybe a job.
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2006-10-05 22:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by the baldchemist 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-10-02 01:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are made of jam and it would take you 10 days
2006-10-02 01:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man who did nothing but ask silly questions. The end.
2006-10-02 01:32:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-02 01:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Youre a student arent you, ive met your type before. Unfunny clowns who think being wierd is cool
2006-10-02 01:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by poli_b2001 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
depends on the traffic
2006-10-02 01:41:10 · answer #10 · answered by nev 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋