2006-10-02 00:59:24 · 8 answers · asked by dmsmasbms 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
2006-10-02 01:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by SallyC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a few,
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Is your dad a theif,because he must of stole the stars and put them into your eyes.
You: You look like my second wife.
Her: How many times have you been married?
You: Once.
I hope these are good and work for you.
2006-10-02 08:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you like babies-want to go halves in one?
have you ever being bushwlking and tripped over a log,?......how about a root?
getting slapped is such fun!
2006-10-02 08:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by peteophile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my phone number, I was wondering if I could borrow yours :)
2006-10-02 08:07:36 · answer #4 · answered by IslandAngel64 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your pants. They'd look good on my floor.
2006-10-02 08:00:50 · answer #5 · answered by lynnca1972 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you live around here often?
2006-10-02 08:06:23 · answer #6 · answered by Master_of_my_own_domain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'you must be tired....cause you've been running through my mind all day'....had this said to me a couple of times....yeah its corny but cute
2006-10-02 08:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(to someone on the phone) "I see you presin' buttons, so why aint my phone ringin'?" (someone used that on me once!!!!
2006-10-02 08:05:34 · answer #8 · answered by Me luv u long time 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋