2006-10-02 00:42:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Gaffa tape them on! If not an office stappler or you could buy a nail gun from BnQ
2006-10-02 00:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
You really want an answer to such a Question, you idiot!
Damn why not dress it up like little bo peep while your at it or marilyn monroe with a wig and nice big juicy red lips and call it mamma! LMAO
Why keep swine in the house , its better off on the frying pan..
2006-10-02 00:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by celtic_colieen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-19 14:18:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps ypou have a transvestite pig! Try getting him into frilly panties instead. Put some nice bright red polish on his trotters. A bit of lipstick might help. Then you can move on to stilettos......Go On, make a pig of yourself!
2006-10-02 00:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want him to wear underpants
2006-10-02 01:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by missattitude1600 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know? why dont you go THE WHOLE HOG LMAO sorry lame joke. can pigs wear underpants then? why dont you just potty train him or keep him outdoors
2006-10-02 00:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless hes fully toilet trained I think you should get him used to wearing a nappy first dont you?
2006-10-02 00:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by valery54 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is Gold my friend.
That is the funniest question ive ever heard on here.
Ohhh that has made my day.
well done
2006-10-02 01:37:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe get extra-large underwear and cut a tail hole out in it.
2006-10-02 00:57:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps he can't pull them up over those boots he's wearing.
2006-10-03 06:51:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋