how will i know if he is married when he says he is not??
2006-10-01 23:40:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
i F YOU ASK " WHEN DOES BALLHAIR GO SOUTH" IN THE LIGHT OF A QUESTION, HE SHOULD REPLY,"STRIKE MY GENITALS WITH A LARGE BREADPAN." WHEN THIS HAPPENS, YOU MUST EAT WADDED BEEF AND PRAY FOR CLUB SANDWICHES. IF THE CLUB SANDWICHES APPEAR IN THE FORM OF SMASHED TESTICLES, YOU WILL BE PROMPTED TO "SALT THE BIBLICAL ARM PIT STENCH" THIS STENCH AS U KNOW, WILL CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGED SQUIRRELS WITH HAWAIAN PUNCH TO APPEAR. SWIFTLY AND JED CLAMPETLY GRAB THE DRINK AND THANK THE SQUIRREL. IF U DONT GIVE THANKS, THE SQUIRREL WILL GNAW A RIFF IN YOUR MAMMAL HANDEL. DRINK DOWN THE SWEET CAMEL PI SS AND WAIT, YOU WILL BECOME PREGNANT AND WALNUTS WILL ALWAYS BE FOUND IN YOUR CHICKEN SALAD. NO MATTER WHAT, YOU MUST EAT AROUND THE WALNUTS, IF YOU HAPPEN TO BITE THE SALTY B ITCH, IT WIL BECOME AWARE THAT HE IS IN FACT MARRIED.
2006-10-01 23:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, if he's a friend of yours why don't you ask him yourself and tell him about the buzz that spreading that he's married, if he still says no, its either you believe him or not. Ask also some common friends and people who are close to him.
2006-10-02 00:03:25 · answer #2 · answered by Dawn Treader 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask several people that know him well. If even one says he is married, you should bail.
Good luck!
2006-10-01 23:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by ssbn598 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him... Ask to meet him at a popular, public place. If he declines, he may be married. Ask him for his phone number, if he declines...he may be married. A
2006-10-01 23:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by Apophos 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe him and move on. This is way to complicated and not worth the time.
2006-10-01 23:42:53 · answer #5 · answered by Sassy OLD Broad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better to hire a private and believable detective agency
2006-10-01 23:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by chowdary c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him
2006-10-01 23:53:56 · answer #7 · answered by DEE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask his wife
2006-10-01 23:42:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋