Which hurts more being kicked in the balls, or giving birth?

Question

i know that there isn't actually anyway to tell but maybe there was like an experiment that found out? please tell me what you know.

Answer 1

Whoever said that getting kicked in the balls hurts for only 10 minutes probably never got kicked there solidly. Some well-placed kicks make the testes feel like they are being crushed. A man's body is not designed to withstand that kind of abuse, but a woman's body is designed to give birth. I have little doubt that women's bodies produce chemicals to dull a lot of the pain of giving birth. All in all, I think the pain might be roughly equal if the kick you are talking about is not trivial. But if the kick is harsh then the man will practically be maimed and he will never recover. Women recover from giving birth unless something goes terribly wrong. So getting kicked can be far worse in some ways.

There is no way to really answer this question, except perhaps to scan people's brains. But who would volunteer to take a crushing blow to the testes with all that equipment attached in a lab?

Answer 2

A giving birth=10 balls kick

Answer 3

Seems impossible to answer as there is no real way to compare the two. A person being kicked in the balls will never give birth. A person giving birth has no balls.

BUT... the pain when being kicked only lasts about 10 minutes. Giving birth lasts hours. I would guess giving birth. (But don't go kicking me in the nuts... it still hurts)

Answer 4

thinking females could no longer have testicles, and adult adult males do no longer furnish berth, neither will recognize what the different truly is going by skill of. easily giving delivery, will win the argument each and every time. Getting kicked, feels like between the most smooth portion of your outdoors body has been kicked, then squeezed harder with each and each beat of your heart, for approximately 2 minutes. First it takes your breath away, and buckles your knees. Then the established wave of soreness hits. The soreness is like your abdomen is being wrenched like a moist towel. it can make you sweat, see spots of light flaring by your innovative and prescient, and would reason nausea. I easily do no longer recognize how you'll fee the soreness. diverse persons have sensible thresholds of tolerance. i'd say it really is a 7+ i wish this helps.

Answer 5

That would mean somebody would have to get his b*lls kicked every five minutes for, um lets say, 14 hours or so and then push out a six to ten pound load out of a small opening. Get the drift?

Answer 6

i dont know getting kicked in the balls is enough to make any man cry and some chicks dont cry when giving birth so im not sure

Answer 7

i would say birth. the pain got to be there longer, and probably also intense. Anyway, let me be frank, this wasn't the smartest question ;)

Answer 8

I would say giving birth would be the worst pain imaginable.

Answer 9

There is no need to experience both, there are symptoms you know? First, it is a different type of pain, but about which is worse and more intense:
Giving birth do not varies that much, and can be helped by medication.
A kick in the balls depends very much on how hard the kick was! If it was a hard kick the men can not even speak. And can passout just from pain, and can die just from pain. giving birth usually takes longer, but again, if kicked hard can be in excruciating pain from inflammation for more than a weak!

Some facts about testicle trauma:
-It may cause the victim to throw up.
-It may cause the victim to passout.
-It may cause “testicular torsion”, by initiating a muscle spasm; this is rare but is a medical emergency, testicular torsion may not happen immediately after the trauma.
-Testicles move freely and are slippery to avoid trauma, but if the trauma sustained by the testicle is hard enough (50Kg), the testicle will POP(rupture), and then probably must be removed. This is rare, and usually is associated with sport injuries when not wearing a cup. Even when can be repaired, the resulting inflammation will turn most of the contents into permanent damaged material.
-Even a medium force trauma will cause the destruction of spermatozoa-production cells. It will not cause sterility because those cells are in massive quantities, however those cells do not regenerate, it is permanent damage. And if hit many times or too hard, it may cause infertility, because the sperm count/mobility must be acceptable in order to get a woman pregnant by natural means.
-Will also reduce spermatozoa production as a result of hormonal changes, one of those changes is testosterone reduction.
-Erection problems.
-May damage the epididymis, and that is critical, because sperm must be stored there to gain mobility to be able to swim.
-May rupture major blood vessels, and draining the scrotum will be needed. Or microscopic veins inside the testicles, this will permanently destroy cells indirectly.
-In case of very hard trauma, the testicle/s can swell for more than a weak, with resulting excruciating pain and severe damage from prolonged heavy inflammation. The swelling it is similar to mumps, but in the case of mumps it will cause sterility for sure, and the testicles(usually just one) will shrink too, very sad and scary.
-In some cases may cause the antibodies to start attacking the person own sperm.
-It may even cause death as result of PAIN, heart will fail right away or will begin to fail(heart beat will became fast and irregular, usually face and lips very white) until finally stops, this is called “neurogenic shock”, and it is not that rare like people think, most of the times the victim is saved because gets medical attention on time, it will need shocks to the heart using the defibrillator!.
-Among other symptoms, the victim will feel shock/panic/confusion/anger, violated/abused, embarrassment/humiliation; those feelings will be stronger if young; especially if they do not know or never heard about “kicking in the groin”. The victim may seem ok, but will try to hide those feelings. It depends on the person and from the situation. This will lead to Post-Traumatic Stress, the worse symptoms may only reveal a year later! People forget about emotional trauma, but it is the worse, and will not go away like the physical suffering. All men that “like” the fetish called “ballbusting”, have some kind of mental or emotional disorder; and the most common cause for that is because it happened to them in the past, they are psychologically very ill, it may change their life’s completely. The emotional trauma of being assaulted in such a private area, or the physical suffering, or the fact that it is a barbaric act, should be more than enough for girls not to do that; but the sad truth is that the only thing that make some(not all for sure) girls think twice before doing that is the permanent physical damage. It is a form of rape, male rape.
-Physical violence it is only acceptable if you are trying to defend/escape yourself from someone that is trying to use physical violence on you, and you may only use the necessary violence to ESCAPE harm, escape not to seek revenge. And kicking someone in the groin is only “acceptable” if someone is trying to kill you, or rape you(only extreme EMERGENCIES), not because you are pissed off, and most certainly not for fun like it is most of the times, keep it a fantasy(why you girls don’t tell your Dads what you did, I am sure they will be PROUD of you).
-Ironically, if someone is trying to kill you or rape you, probably is expecting that defense from you, and so you will not be able to kick him.
You also have the right to use that defense if you are attacked by a STRANGER, and NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND, you never know his intentions. But you have no right to use that defense if you are attacked by a stranger or not, in a place where are other people around, like in school, or at home with your family, or in a bar, etc.
-This is becoming too popular, specially in schools, girls get sexually aroused by that!. Women look sweet, but…….they are very mean and cruel by nature, they just try to hide it, it is very sad. Lucky for women men are not very vindictive like women are, and men are not very aggressive towards women like women are towards men, in fact men are very protective towards women. Men do not even hit back after getting kicked in the privates. Men like to see and touch women sexual organs, they do not like to hurt them or to see it happen to women. Women are so much sensitive about their sexual organs and sexuality, but then do that to men and laugh! Laughing at someone that is hit there, will only increase the suffering, and will show that you are very mean and cruel, at least try to keep it to yourself.
-And nothing happens to those sex offenders because they are women, just one of many double standards and laws that always treat men worse!

“women justice” is sick, how about if it was the other way around?!!!!!!!
Girls answers regarding this issue are always disgusting!