2006-10-01 19:49:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I would assume that she is driving your car. So, when you get to the poor house , grasp the keys and run. Then report it as stolen. Call 911 and report a break-in at your house (this saves you having to move anything). When asked to identify the woman sitting on the curb in hand cuffs, you simply say "I have never seen her before in my life". Give her a nice little wave as she is taken away. Better to have her stay in the big house than you in the poor house.
2006-10-02 01:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by Dave B 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not to worry, Gyorzyk, your wife is not a gruel woman. I'm certain she has nothing but the best of indentures for you. You don't need to take a thing: you will be pauperly cared for when you arrive.
I know this puts a whole new Twist on it, but are you quite sure she's not taking you to the funny farm instead?
2006-10-02 16:02:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you seriously need to sit down with that woman and show her the math. If she wants something frivilous, she should get a job to cover that, not use your money for it. If you cover the mortgage, she should cover the food. She's not a baby that you have to look after. She's an adult with many capabilities. She can babysit or clean the neighbor's houses or help the elderly.
2006-10-02 03:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first thing you should do is cancel all her credit cards. If you let her continue spending when you can't afford it, you are as guilty as she is. If you are paying all the bills and she is just off buying stuff then you can tell her "No More!".
If she is paying her own bills why do you care what she buys?
2006-10-02 03:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by Ellen J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The credit cards
2006-10-02 02:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by teef_au 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May I suggest your socks, all of them?
As you no doubt will be using the corner laundromat a lot and you will start losing socks, one at a time.
2006-10-03 05:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave it all behind.......oh......except your second edition Rodney Dangerfield Joke Book. Once you get here I'll show you my first edition and we can compare notes. Don't worry..... as a fellow punster,wordsmith, and teacher I'll definitely show ya "respect."
2006-10-02 06:44:44 · answer #7 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, sad, but you need to handle your own business...but since your asking, take her name off all the credit cards..bank accounts, don't tell her your plans, or she will be charging more..
2006-10-02 03:10:37 · answer #8 · answered by qdrama1956 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rather call a cab. Take a towel and a lamp.
2006-10-02 14:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get to keep nothing but the clothes you are wearing. She, apparently, is keeping the car.
2006-10-02 02:56:35 · answer #10 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋