2006-10-01 19:07:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
Where ever you may be let your farts run free.
2006-10-02 03:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by smitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I let em go around my wife. This morning I gave her a dutch oven while we where in the bed. You all know what a dutch oven is? Thats when you fart under the blankets silently then pull them over her face, dont let her out so she can smell all of it. If she stays with you after that, then it must be love. She may get mad, but she will love you.
2006-10-02 03:48:02 · answer #2 · answered by smiddro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyday. It is really fun to fart in bed and pull the sheets up over her head and see if the fart is strong enough to wake her up. HA HA!
2006-10-02 02:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by Gunslinger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's how I knew we were meant to be. I could fart in front of him, no problem. The louder the better to be obnoxious.
2006-10-02 02:11:45 · answer #4 · answered by mowkassweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck, I fart ON my significant other! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2006-10-03 12:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course... it is good for the relationship... asshole vibrations can be very comforting... Every now and then, the unsuspected SBD ( silent, but deadly ) can be very humorous... and the "Dutch Oven" while in bed, although is given away by the briskly drawn up covers, can be really funny...Just one small sidenote... When you smell something, it is not like the VAPOR, it is tiny particles of whatever it is you are smelling...Tiny poo particles stuck in your olfactory... BON APITITE......
2006-10-02 02:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by mobileminiatures 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took 3 months before I could but now it's like a competition.
2006-10-02 02:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not at first, but now all bets are off, Just think of the 2 girls in Harold and Kumar go to white Castle, You sank my battle ****!!!
2006-10-02 02:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by back2skewl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely!! Y not? Tis better to be in shame than in pain!!!
She still loves me!!!!!
2006-10-02 08:27:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is this in the American Football category?
2006-10-02 05:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by Pipi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋