2006-10-01 18:47:38 · 20 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
For every joke thou hast a thousand enemies . It's true because no matter what the joke is somebody in the world will be offended by it . Yahoo answers is a constant reminder of this .
2006-10-01 18:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by Geronimo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What doesn't kill you ... will only make you stronger... Unknown.
There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle ... Albert Einstein.
The nice thing about being senile, is that you won't even know you're senile ... Bill Cosby.
2006-10-02 01:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the best lines/quotes from a movie, in my opinion:
"Now you're thinking, just now "Why me, O God?". The answer is, God has nothing to do with it. In fact, God is never in France this time of year." (Michael Wincott as Dorleac from "The Count of Monte Cristo")
2006-10-02 02:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Lesley P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh GOOD one, lemme think.....
"Everybody Lies" - Dr House, House MD
"We Never Sleep" - an anarchist motto that I use a lot because I don't sleep much
there are TONS, my friend, I use them for inspiration :)
2006-10-02 02:02:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never frown because someone could be falling in love with your smile
It is better to loved and lost than never to have loved at all
2006-10-02 01:59:53 · answer #5 · answered by Curly Q Diva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Can you hammer a 6 inch spike through a board with your penis?...A girl has got to have her standards." Deborah Foreman in "Real Genius".
2006-10-02 01:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strength does not come from a physical capacity it comes from an indomitable will.
2006-10-02 02:22:57 · answer #7 · answered by christian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pain is only temporary, no matter how long it lasts. -- Ray Lewis
2006-10-02 02:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by som_no_phore 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shake shake that ketchup bottle,
None'll come,
Then a lot'll.
2006-10-02 01:51:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If at first you don't succeed, try someone else
2006-10-02 01:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by The Hottie With The Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋