Can anyone think of any funny original Simpsons 'chalkboard gags'?
Here's a few to get started:
'Madonna and Britney Spears are not Cousins'
'I am not related to Curly'
'Christopher Columbus did not found The Pizza Hut'
'Mace is not a substitute for chilli sauce'
2006-10-01 17:56:01 · 7 answers · asked by craigyboy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Sadly, I have neither the time nor the inclination to write such things. Best of luck with your efforts though.
2006-10-01 17:58:20 · answer #1 · answered by An Unhappy Yahoo User 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"I am not a Child Left Behind"
"I am not a Child Left Behind"
"I am not a Child Left Behind"
"I am not a Child Left Behind"
"I am not a Child Left Behind"
(This will only work durning the current Presidents term of office)
I'd appreciate a best answer vote.....
What??? A thumbs down??? The Simpsons have always made fun of politicians. Regardless of the party. (see the Bill Clinton/1st G. Bush shows for proof) Whoever gave me a thumbs down needs to lighten up.
2006-10-02 01:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by shogun_316 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I will not switch Mrs. K's "pills" with tic tacs.
The Loch Ness Monster does not live in the girl's bathroom.
I will not name my child Phinnaeus. (oh, sorry, that's Julia Roberts' chalk board)
2006-10-02 01:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by dbackbarb 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grounds Keeper Willy does wear underwear.
2006-10-02 01:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"10 items only" does not mean you can't buy a dozen eggs
"I do" is one long prison sentence
Prostitution should be legalized
2006-10-02 02:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they yell fire drill that does not mean for me to start a fire.
2006-10-02 13:58:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Stupidity is not a handicap"
2006-10-02 01:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by Adrian B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋