2006-10-01 17:10:26 · 19 answers · asked by gavin_mays 1 in Dining Out ➔ Fast Food
Ok, so here is my theory. There is a creature that I affectionately call the "little green man." Now the "little green man" is responsible for a few things. Leaving the toilet seat up, hiding car keys, stealing one sock (and you thought it was the dryer monster!), and even putting food products in odd places. He placed the poptart there because he wanted to let you know that he exists. You can't see him so this is his way of connecting with you. Now, you can throw the poptart away but I am warning you that he may place something that will smell rancid under the couch next time. :)
2006-10-01 17:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by hiya314 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Goodmorning its 8 am and the reason there is a poptart under your couch is because you were watching Tv..and you set it down probably on top of a napkin near the edge of the couch because someone knocked on the door and you went to go see who it was and it was probably the Fed X guy with something you really wanted that you had ordered and you were so busy opening the box that you took up all the time and then realized that you needed to get to work and so you went to take a quick shower and you got dressed and rushing around of coarse and went to your room to get your shoes and in the process of sitting down on the couch to put on your shoes ...you kicked the poptart under the couch not realizing it or you did and you said i will get later when I get home and you came home and never got the poptart out and there it sat all this time till you decided to clean up...
Well, it that how it got there??? hehehheeh!!
2006-10-01 17:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by ck1_content 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations! You have been randomly selected to take part in the government's top secret new project. As part of the experiment, poptarts of various shapes and flavors have been left under couches all across America (where the climate is warm and has no precipitation) in the hopes that they will sprout an underground network of the confection. If this does indeed happen, then America's future as a poptart distributor is set (and world hungry could possibly be obliterated). Of course, you can see why this experiment is such a necessity to the future as we know it.
2006-10-03 14:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is is a frosted or unfrosted tart?
Unfrosted are very rare and were federally protected during the Clinton Administration. Bush's attitude towards the unfrosted variety has been adversarial. Dick Cheney was hunting the unfrosted during the now infamous trip. This new direction over the last 8 years has forced the unfrosted to fine new habitats. Couches in pet less homes have been the most frequently infested. Orkin has an orderless spray that will move the tart along without harming it's ability to be dunk in a hot beverage.
If it is frosted then you are just a slob.
2006-10-01 17:32:38 · answer #4 · answered by Tim D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch out, man! you have some leprechauns living with you and eating your poptarts under your couch!
2006-10-01 17:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by latgal73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ghosts.
When the poptart disappears, ghost turds will be in it's place. Don't step in them or you will smell like crap for the rest of your life.
2006-10-01 17:19:32 · answer #6 · answered by julygirl75038 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poptart gnomes quite common in anyone's household. How did you not know already?
2006-10-01 17:19:02 · answer #7 · answered by Nickname 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH NO... that's the first sign...
You have PTHS... Pop Tart Hoarding Syndrome...
This is a very common illness, and is easily treatable.
You really need to get to a psychiatrist, quickly for medication!
2006-10-01 17:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you were going to eat a poptart and then droped it and din't pick it up,and then when out.?.?.?
2006-10-01 17:20:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so if u get hungry and do not feel like getting up u can just reach under and feel a little less hungry
2006-10-01 20:04:30 · answer #10 · answered by melindakay_99 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋