I'm hoping for a laugh, but I want it to maybe be meaningful....i need one for this thing I'm doing...funne or sad or serious i don't care i just need some....gimme more than one if you want to! thanks.
2006-10-01 16:13:38 · 16 answers · asked by x3babyshayy♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
No one is worth your tears..and the one that is..wouldn't make you cry. *unknown
Don't let anybody sh** on your head..open your mouth!?! lol i like that one. *my father
Man who makes love on hill side is not to level.
*confuscious..lol
2006-10-01 16:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by Kuntessa 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it."
~Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City~
"But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."
~Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City~
" Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them."
~Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City~
"Be the flame, not the moth."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
~Eleanor Roosevelt~
Kevin: Love is an illusion.
Kirby: It's the only illusion that counts my friend.
~St. Elmo's Fire~
2006-10-01 23:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by Lindsey <3s NYC 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe that I've answered this question or one like it before. I rather enjoyed reading the submissions of others. For a change of pace though, I'll answer differently than before with a new string of quotes that I thoroughly enjoy by my favorite author. I hope you enjoy them as well:
"However, we must put up with clothes as they are- they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us- to advertise what we wear them to conceal."
Mark Twain; Following the Equator.
(Adam) "A man who comes down to us without a stain upon his name, unless it was a stain to take one apple when most of us would have taken the whole crop."
Mark Twain; On Adam, (speech).
(Adam) "...did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent."
Mark Twain; Pudd'nhead Wilson.
"Man," "know thyself"-then thou wilt despise thyself to a dead moral certainty."
Mark Twain.
"Perhaps the only true dignity of man is his capacity to despise himself."
George Santayana; Introduction to...Spinoza.
"...and the average man hates what he sees in himself..."
Anton Szandor LaVey; The Satanic Bible.
"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man."
Mark Twain; The Lowest Animal.
"The Devil can recite Scripture for his purpose."
William Shakespeare; King Lear, III, 1,3.
These quotes were carefully selected from a list of my favorites in an attempt to reflect your request for something somewhat humorous while holding something of meaning. There is of course, a spattering of sadness and seriousness as well as per your request. Hope it works for you and best of luck.
Good question!
2006-10-01 23:51:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What have they done to the Earth?
What have they done to our fair sister?
Ravaged & plundered
And ripped her and bit her
Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn
and dragged her down
Jim Morrison - The Doors - When The Music's Over
2006-10-01 23:47:50 · answer #4 · answered by hippiechick 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have several, a couple of them are: big lebowski, when John Turturo says..."yeah man, dont mess with the Jesus... and on the other sister when they are talking about having sex and the guy asks the girl , "how much do you weigh?"
2006-10-01 23:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. WHEN YOU ARE DOWN TO NOTHING,
GOD IS UP TO SOMETHING!
FUNNY.....
2. SUISIDE HOTLINE, PLEASE HOLD!
3.IF YU ARE NOT LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGE THAN
YOU ARE TAKING UP WAY TO MUCH SPACE!
4.You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my *** and I can't!!
5.Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap!
6.If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk
7.Love will die if held to tightly, love will fly if held to lightly.
8.i am the master of my fate, i am the captain of my soul.
9.Sticks and stones are hard on bones,
aimed with angry art
words can sting like anything,
but silence breaks the heart... -Phyllis mcgenlee
10.Conserve energy... fart in a jar
these are all iI can remember...........hope it helps!!
2006-10-01 23:42:28 · answer #6 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Make the money, don't let the money make you" from The Players Club
" A day late, and a dollar short" Unknown
"What's one mans trash, another mans treasure" Unknown
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" Forrest Gump
2006-10-01 23:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by Punkie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Brotherhood never was quite like it
friendship is not the word.
But deep in that body of marching men,
the soul of a nation stirred." -Banjo Paterson
Makes me feel all tingly because it is associated with my Rugby fanaticsm lol!
Peace
-Wallabies!
2006-10-01 23:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by WALLABIES!!!-x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A book can be the ax for the frozen sea inside. Kafka
2006-10-01 23:41:06 · answer #9 · answered by barbya15 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
“Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.”
“True enlightenment is nothing but the nature of one’s own self being fully realized.”
Dalai Lama
2006-10-01 23:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by dora co 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋