2006-10-01 16:02:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Start complaining about everything like a little *****. Especially never say anything good about the USA or anything bad about terrorist, UNLESS you think it might somehow make the president look bad.
Also, you might want to brush up on your liberal talking points located at popular propaganda sites like moveon.org. You're going to want to repeat this propaganda over and over like a broken record because liberals believe that if you say a lie enough times, it becomes the truth.
You also need to start treating black people like they are disabled retards. Liberals believe that blacks are inferior so they go WAY out of their way to help them and treat them differently. Ever notice that libs are very nice to blacks to their face but NEVER put them in positions of power? That speaks volumes.
Lastly, you need to attack Christianity in every way you can think of.
Good luck!
2006-10-01 16:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana, there was U2, and Blondie, and music still on MTV.....
It's not the end of the world, in fact it's not even the end of the summer
But thank god the TV is on, 'cause there's no way we'd know anything that's goin' down
Or how we're supposed to be feelin' about it
I wish we'd just shut up and smile.....
Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singin' it
La La la lala.
All we need is some ice cream and a hug.
-Bowling for Soup.
Hey man, it's all insane. Maybe some Prozac in little wrappers, thrown out from a parade float.....
2006-10-01 23:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would anybody want to consider the thoughts of left wing liberals...as they don't even know what they think!!! I don't worry about what other people think...as long as I live by what I think is right. People run into a problem when they don't vote their conscience and worry about other people's perception of them..I say just go on and do what you need to do and quit worrying so much!
2006-10-01 23:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by jbbrant1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, burn a flag. Then hug a tree. When there's a bunch watching you, throw paint on a passing SUV.
If you really want to move up in liberal clubs, give a pregnant girl $200 to get an abortion.
2006-10-01 23:04:29 · answer #4 · answered by Pancakes 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It depends on what image you are trying to convey. If you are also a liberal, then fellow liberals will love you as long as you fall in line and do as they say. If you are a conservative, I'm sorry, there's not much you can do. They are a very intolerant bunch - ironic isn't it? They preach tolerance to everyone else.
2006-10-01 23:05:07 · answer #5 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Answersing questions like this proves what a smart person you are.
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what the hell did you do, fall off of your camel and land on your head?
2006-10-02 12:07:12 · answer #6 · answered by JS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop asking stupid questions like this for one. But seriously, lighten up. I think my main problem with hardcore conservatives is their lack of grey area. If they had answers so problems that werent so black and white they'd gain some respect from me.
2006-10-01 23:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by The Savage Jaw 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be able to accept the truth and Liberals will love you.
2006-10-01 23:06:49 · answer #8 · answered by p2prox 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Burn a flag and stand behind your constitutional right to do so. If you want to improve your image with a conservative, burn the constitution and stand behind the flag.
2006-10-01 23:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by a_poor_misguided_soul 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jump the fence.
2006-10-01 23:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by fearslady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋