You know how girls get you right where they want you and say or do something that absolutely pisses you off? And then acts all innocent and like they didn't realize what they done or why you would be mad? Well, I was lookin for some little "Nipple Twisters" to do to women. I mean how to piss them off without beeting them or anything. What does a girl hate the most?
2006-10-01 15:51:18 · 23 answers · asked by blacksheep0685 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
first of all. your question is incredibly immature. secondly. if she didnt MEAN to make you mad (for real), then your intentional pissers are going to make you a jerk.
BUT. if she is really one of those maniuplative kinds of girls, she deserves it. HERE GOES:
1. play video games when she wants to go out or meet friends or do pretty much anything with you
2. be late to something or dont complete a chore for a "good" reason
3. clean something random/start a project when its terribly inconvenient and she obviously needs help with something else (dinner party, etc)
4. (if she's the kind of girl that is concerned with weight) take her to dinner where EVERYTHING on the menu is REALLY fatty. OR buy her chocolates as a present. or surprise her with a fatty snack at the movies.
thats all i can think of off the top of my head.
2006-10-01 16:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by abbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women really hate men who play games with their affections. Sounds like you are already well on your way to accomplishing that. I think real men view women as partners and not toys. Love her, forgive her and don't get sucked into the power and control trip that ruins so many other good relationships. Be a real man and rise above the games and talk to her as an equal. Let her know that you are really bothered when those kind of situations occur and that you want a more mature relationship. If she can't provide it, find someone who will.
2006-10-01 15:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Talk about there clothes how bad they look or there weight and if you really want to piss them off ask them if they just had there peroid and did they wash afterwards. Tell her to wash her a s s and they will get real pissed. Makeup is too heavy and slutty looking!!
2006-10-01 15:56:35 · answer #3 · answered by bren_jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my experience, if you are in the middle of a fight and then stop talking and shut down completely it really pisses them off. But if that fail's you can always call her a retarded mongoloyd whore. That really gets my wife in a uproar.
2006-10-01 15:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by Paul B 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why would you ask guys? girls know what pisses them off. For me, its being called fat, or stupid. Or saying something to me that makes me feel like a little housewife and not the independent chick I am. Such as, "go cook my dinner *****"
hope this helps
2006-10-01 15:53:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
each girl is of different kind. the most common thing girls hate is when others say something bad abt thier beauty and playing with thier feelings
2006-10-01 18:05:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait 'till you're about to leave to go out somewhere and say, "Hey, you ought to get dressed it's time to go." (of course they are already ready when you say this)...or just look at her and ask "Is that what you're wearing?" and then respond "Oh nothing" to her endless questions about what's wrong with her outfit.
2006-10-01 15:55:56 · answer #7 · answered by something'srotten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All girls can't hate the same thing the most, but try ignoring them......could do u good!
2006-10-01 15:58:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont look at her when shes talking to you.leave the toilet seat up. talk to her when shes on the phone. make a mess and leave it and leave without saying goodbye
2006-10-01 15:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by yubuggin? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS WILL DO FOR SURE P.I.S. S. HER OFF.
TELL HER YOU WANT HER. TAKE HER IN THE BEDROOM.
HAVE HER GIVE YOU A BJ FIRST. THEN TELL HER YOU WILL PERFORM ORAL ON HER.
BUT WHEN YOU GET DOWN THERE, LIFT YOUR HEAD AND START GAGGING AND RUN TO THE BATHROOM LIKE YOU HAVE TO PUKE.. ON THE WAY TO THE BATHROOM YELL DAM THAT WAS NASTEY, WHEN DID YOU LAST WASH.....
2006-10-01 15:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋