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OMG! What kind of sick person are you? Peanut butter? Please get help. I will start a fund raising effort to help you get off of the peanut butter It is not worth it! Please get help for your problem. We can hold an intervention on here for you if you will agree to accept the help. Just remember its not your fault, it is societies fault for making it so easy for you to get your hands on.

My hopes and prayers are with you that one day you will be able to kick the habit.

2006-10-01 15:47:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think maybe some people might be willing to endure a brutal torture in order to escape having to eat a bowl of cold brussels sprouts with peanut butter, lol.

2006-10-01 15:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by greengirl 3 · 0 0

Is the peanut butter hot or cold? Is it Jiff?

Regardless, next to Pamela Lee Anderson, brussels sprouts are my absolute favourite vegetable. So I'd be willing to watch Kathie Lee Gifford sing a Christmas song while Regis ran amok like a hyperactive chimp with ADD on crack, for, oh, I'd say about four minutes. Then I'd attend an insurance seminar for twenty-four minutes, and listen to an hour long lecture on a time-share yurt in Inner Mongolia, as long as it isn't too close to Afghanistan. Then I'd allow Amanda Plummer to clamp electrodes to my genitals and apply up to forty volts of AC current at five amps for up to twenty seconds. But it better be a pretty good sized bowl of brussels sprouts, because I'm not so sure I can trust Amanda once she gets a look at the willy. I'm not so sure she's seen one before, but I love her just the same.

(And if it is Jiff peanut butter, I might even be willing to watch Celine Dion sing, as long as I don't have to listen to her, too.)

2006-10-02 00:33:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Cold brussel sprouts with peanut butter is the torture.

2006-10-01 15:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0 0

To be Immersed in a giant bowl of steaming hot peanut butter while rock-hard, frozen brussel sprouts rained down upon my head. It would be an experience of simultaneous consumption AND torture.
What could possibly be better?

2006-10-01 18:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Being hungry enough to eat cold brussel sprouts with peanut butter, would be torture enough.

2006-10-01 15:47:17 · answer #6 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 0

This is a very complicated question, but i would have to say that if someone told me they would give me cold brussel sprouts and peanut butter i wouldn't want it, but if you threw ketchup, mustard, mayo, and hotsuace into that mix, than i just might eat both of my hands, and one foot for it.

2006-10-01 15:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Being at the top of the food chain I wouldn't have to endure any torture I'd just take it... Who's gonna stop a polar bear???

2006-10-01 15:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 0 0

Uh Oh! You said the magic word! NOW..... I'ts Peanut Butter Jelly Time!.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=areyUfCNFxY Rock on!

2006-10-01 15:39:40 · answer #9 · answered by Basketcase 4 · 2 0

non, i don't like brussel sprouts, and with peanut butter YUCK! the true torture would be eating it yucky!

2006-10-01 15:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Carolyn 2 · 0 0

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