2006-10-01 15:35:56 · 30 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You have a book of wit, huh.
2006-10-01 15:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
There is no punishment. Everyone knows an elephant never forgets!
2006-10-01 15:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by david 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The elephant gets elephant-molested by the rest of the elephant pride- He won't forget again.
2006-10-01 15:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Clean out your trunk!
2) Must serve 100 hours of community time: filling in as the pink elephant at local parties.
3) Ironing the wrinkles out of the family's grey street clothes.
4) doing the awful duty of checking the mouse traps daily.
5) having to read the book "DUMBO".
2006-10-01 15:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by GiGi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing happens, because the elephant never forget.
2006-10-01 15:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by kayla_s_76437 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even after self-flagellation one would still be required to stand in as the target in the monthly elephant projectile diarrhea competition.
2006-10-01 16:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple. The offender must carry around the mother upon it's tusks for life.
2006-10-01 18:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. Next time I see an elephant, I'll ask him/her.
2006-10-01 15:49:13 · answer #8 · answered by atjetcmk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
write 100 times on black board
i will never forget my mothers birthday
2006-10-01 15:39:01 · answer #9 · answered by rav 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sending him away to join the circus and wearing those horrid costumes that they are forced to wear.............
I mean what respectable elephant would be caught dead wearing the stuff they make thoose circus elephants wear?
2006-10-02 02:37:56 · answer #10 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mouse suppository and a trunkful of enraged gerbils.
(BTW, I just euthenized the gerbil on my Q&A page)
2006-10-02 01:09:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋