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Last week I mistakenly placed the cat in the deep freeze (its a long story).I was afraid to tell my wife so I tied a string around his little tail(clear string) and I will tug on it sometimes and when she isn"t looking I place him in other places (so she thinks hes getting up and walking. the room air freshner works good,but his little body is withering away and shes going to catch on.

2006-10-01 14:32:23 · 23 answers · asked by steve b 5 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

23 answers

MAybe thats why your wife is asking if your done yet when your having sex.

Im responding to another question he posted...lol

2006-10-01 15:45:21 · answer #1 · answered by Holly 3 · 0 0

Um, there is NO WAY you can keep this from her forever - she is going to find out, and soon by the looks of it. You need to 'fess up, because if she finds out on her own and you didn't tell her, she is going to be p*ssed. She's still going to be mad anyways, but it was an honest mistake, and hopefully she will forgive you for it, even though she'll be upset.

2006-10-01 14:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by Julie 2 · 0 0

Hah hah, thats funny

anyway... open the door and leave it open, then a few minutes later say "uhh wheres the cat?!" and pretend it ran away.

2006-10-01 14:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just be open and tell her the story Sure she is going to be mad at first but later you guys will laugh about it.

2006-10-01 14:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by My dad ate my homework 3 · 0 0

OMG that's horrible! I would think though the she or you could smell the dead cat by now. So how true is your story?

2006-10-01 15:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Put it on the front porch ring the door bell and run like hell.

2006-10-01 14:36:48 · answer #6 · answered by debi_0712 5 · 0 0

LOL I say just stuff it put it on your lap and make purring noises she will never catch on :-)

2006-10-01 15:50:49 · answer #7 · answered by B 7 · 0 0

youre brave - Id put you in the freezer if you hurt my cat

2006-10-01 15:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You better get in the freezer dude.

2006-10-01 14:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by Andy V 2 · 0 0

Throw the cat away!!!!

2006-10-01 15:47:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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