Have you ever farted and thought nobody was around?

Question

and then they appear right when the fart smell is at its worst? What do you do?

Answer 1

I always with great fanfare blame it on the most innocent looking old person nearest me.

Answer 2

I did that the other day.
I just hoped they didn't smell it.
I knew right away they did though because we stared at each other for about 3 seconds then left the area quickly.

It was one of those Silent but Violent ones too
those smell the worst
you know the ones when your stomach hurts really bad and it just hisses right out of your butt cheeks, feels kinda warm too.

Answer 3

My co-worker was walking down the aisle at work just farting and did not know I was behind her. When she turned the corner and caught a glance of me, she started running and laughing. We all still laugh about it every chance we get.

Answer 4

I even have bronchial asthma and in specific circumstances when I cough it makes me pop a bunny. i became into so embarassed whilst it became into quiet in a hall and each physique turned around to work out who made the loud fart. I in simple terms pretended I heard it too.

Answer 5

Try to act innocent.

My sister was in a bathroom once and a little girl walked out about the time she cut one and then someone else walked in. She blamed the little girl for smelling it up. I told her she ought to be whipped.

Answer 6

Just yell 'Dammit Mendoza!!!!' very loudly with an angry look on your face and storm out of the room as if you are looking for this 'Mendoza' person.

Answer 7

You try to vacate the area and encourage them to do the same.

Answer 8

I have, and often blame the person who just left the room. Usually it's the pastor.......

Answer 9

Oh yeah. I just compose myself and move on.

Answer 10

I'm a boxer too. I usually smack em.