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Talk about IRONIC (LOL)

2006-10-01 12:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You get another get well soon card then another paper cut. It's a conspiracy brought on by card companies.

2006-10-01 19:32:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you need to send the person wishing you well a card showing your new injury, and say THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
then go put some antiseptic on it

then make a paper airplane out of the card and send it out the window!

2006-10-01 19:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You laugh over the funny quincidence and since laughter is good medicine the card and the cut are the best medicine you got!

2006-10-01 19:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You get cut. Read the card again and think its for you to make yourself feel better.

2006-10-01 19:41:01 · answer #5 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0 0

Would it not be the same as any other paper cut?

2006-10-01 19:27:28 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa 1 · 0 0

You say 'Life's a *****, innit?' and make a joke of it, and then think about the people who loved you enough to send you a get well card ... and then you give some money to a beggar and smile at someone who doesn't usually get smiled at.

2006-10-01 19:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by mrsgavanrossem 5 · 0 0

well, thats ironic! nothing will really happen that any other paper cut would give you but its certainly an awsome example of irony!lol

2006-10-01 19:30:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

1. They still don't like you.
2. Or , you were simply careless opening it..
3. If no Anthrax powder, they probably do still like you.

2006-10-01 19:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you wash the cut, spread a little neosporin (or something like it), and bandage accordingly...don't attach a superstition to things it will only make you crazy with fear

2006-10-01 19:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by *CiTsJuStMe* 4 · 0 0

It's a bad omen,, you must sacrifice a goat to appease the gods that have cusred you!!!!!

2006-10-01 19:34:37 · answer #11 · answered by aza_424 3 · 0 0

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