What do you know about?

Question

...anything, except asking silly questions...and trying desparately to be witty?

Answer 1

well i know how to fix most problems with most Paintball Markers.

I know quite a bit about the ancient Druids and cletic colture.

i know that a 380 pound man has no business doing backflips on skis.

and also they will not let a 380 pound man skydive or bunjee jump.

i know how to make a 1972 Chevy Nova go 150 miles an hour. and i know that a cop will never believe that your gas pedal stuck
even if it is still stuck and you have to shut the engine off to stop the car.

i know that i vcr will not eject a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

i know that when you hear a kid say OH NO after you hear the tiolet flush that it is already too late.

i know that when you break the breaks on your brothers bike and tape them back together that it does not FIX them...My brother knows this too.....

Answer 2

I know how to clean almost everything. I know how to run a successful small business. I know what runs down hill [ My husband owns his own plumbing co.] You can fix most things with duct tape! I also know MY grandchildren are the cutest in the world! I know the older you get the more you realize how much you don't know!