Give me 12 Inches and make me Bleed,
So I fu-ked her twice and Punched her on the Nose....
Such a Romantic..
2006-10-01 11:32:25 · 22 answers · asked by ralf5@btinternet.com 2 in Health ➔ Women's Health
your wife says it was three times .. and she punched you in the nose because you still didn't do it right..
2006-10-01 11:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could have given her the 12 inches in one shot, but that's alright, maybe one day you'll get a man size penis and not that stub of yours and I never would hit a woman.
2006-10-01 11:38:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I walked in on my wife and she was in bed having sex with the dustbin man on xmas eve! I asked her why and she said "well when i asked you if i should give him a tip, you said FU*K HIM give him a fiver!
2006-10-01 11:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife likes to talk during sex. The other night she called me from Vegas!
2006-10-01 11:37:38 · answer #4 · answered by grindingspine 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm could u phrase that as a question?
2006-10-01 11:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that a million times, its getting rather old
2006-10-01 11:37:36 · answer #6 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very old and disgusting joke .
2006-10-01 11:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
more like u gave her it three times maget lol
2006-10-01 11:35:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have seen this question before and its a bunch of bullshit get a life!!
2006-10-01 12:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by KINZY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont find that funny but watever floats ur boat
2006-10-01 11:37:35 · answer #10 · answered by surfergirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋