what excuse should I have made? I just ran to the toilet
2006-10-01 09:27:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Tell her you were comparing it to the length of your keyboard as you couldn't find the tape measure.
2006-10-01 12:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats happening to you?
You used to be one of the more sensible members of Q.A but you seem to be going the same way as a lot of them with smutty questions.
Come on matey get back to your old self and get back on the wagon with your great sense of humour and banter which is what we know you for.
All the best.
2006-10-02 04:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by mentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have thought your mum of all people would understand. I've had many a good wanck over her in front of my PC.
2006-10-02 10:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firstly I'm suprised you can find it under all that blubber and secondly its incredible that you can run and actually get into the lavatory.
Wonders wiil never cease
2006-10-01 16:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her you was going to give it a good bashing for rising at the wrong time of day?
2006-10-02 09:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why make an excuse? She should expect it if you're a growing lad.. in you're in your 40's theres always psychiatric help!
2006-10-01 16:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by MARK M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow how old r u and u still live with your mother! lol! just kidding hmmm i say you make up something like ell i was a lil uncomfy so i decided to try this i don't know but good luck.
2006-10-01 16:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by gottalot2learn 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Tell her you were working on a school project that required a microscopic specimen.
2006-10-01 16:31:40 · answer #8 · answered by IAINTELLEN 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well ummm mum u realy should knock before u enter it's not polite
2006-10-01 17:43:47 · answer #9 · answered by Lil olD mE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you are so in love with your pc you gave it a peck on the screen then got carried away........we all do it m8......
2006-10-01 16:34:02 · answer #10 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋