Falco's Recipe for Slow-Roasted Woodstock and Steaks
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Ingredients
1 small Woodstock
1 Charles Brown esquire, cut into "Chuck" steaks
1 large Peppermint Patty
1 comfort blanket
Method
1. First, catch your Woodstock. Beagles work well as woodstock-bait.
2. Pluck and skewer the bird.
3. Tie down your Charles Brown and remove the chuck steaks. It is imperative that this is done fresh, as the meat can spoil quickly on the arrival of social workers or police officers.
4. Heat a moderately sized grillpan and set the chuck steaks to sizzle. Flip once before adding your Woodstock kebab. Shave the Peppermint Patty on top of the meat for added flavor, and wrap the pan in any large comfort blanket you can steal.
5. Roast slowly for up to six hours, until the meat is entirely inedible by human beings. Feed to the quizzical looking dog with the bowl in its mouth.
6. On no account tell him what he's eating.
2006-10-01 22:01:31
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answered by mdfalco71 6
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Eggplant, zucchini, potato, pumpkin all style well. Carrots are primarily well!! You do not must placed so much oil on them (a broom is sufficient) and when you brush them with a tiny little bit of honey even as baking they're so scrumptious. (however they are nonetheless high-quality with out the honey) Also, roast pumpkin is rather well on it is possess! :) You might take a look at sprinkling over a few herbs and spices (Thyme, cumin, coriander) in an effort to upload flavour with out additional energy! Definitely do not roast asparagus or mushrooms - they each dry out and move shrivelled. Not primarily high-quality to consume! ;) Tomatoes move gross and soggy while you roast them. Yuck!
2016-08-29 09:36:29
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answered by ? 4
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Charlie Brown.
2006-10-01 09:05:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Yuck
2006-10-01 14:43:38
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answered by ? 4
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Woodstock!
2006-10-01 09:07:20
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answered by lynnca1972 5
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Pigpen
2006-10-01 09:05:04
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answered by Fleur de Lis 7
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Woodstock cuz its a bird. And birds taste good
2006-10-01 09:10:36
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answered by Anonymous
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I think Woodstock.
I bet he'd taste like quail.
2006-10-01 10:25:23
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answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7
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Snoopy because he would be honey roasted.
2006-10-01 23:21:21
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answered by Evey 6
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I sooo had a clever answer.......logged on........and had to follow this????
**shakes head and takes her roasted lioness idea back to the jungle.**
2006-10-01 23:01:16
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answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7
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