I bought an avacado from the store, and I love it. It told me not to eat it...so I didn't. Now I fell in love with it...its so smooth and green. Is there any possible way to legally marry it? Im not stupid...or weird. Avacados are people to, and they deserve to be loved. This avacado is my soul mate, I just know it. My shrink told me to eat it, that this wasn't normal...I was just wondering if anyone has had the same experiance. I just don't want them to think I am crazy again, that straight jacket itches. Please say this has happened to you, so it will seem normal.
2006-10-01 08:33:18 · 26 answers · asked by Erin is a stupid bird 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Depending on what state and country you are in, it may be legal. If homosexuals can get married to each other, who can you not marry your avocado?
2006-10-01 08:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ate my avacado and it was the worst mistake I've ever made in my life. I think about it all the time and can't help but wonder about the "what ifs"...it's taken me a very long time and still to this day, I still think about that avacado...sure I've tried other avacados, even grapefruit, but nothing will ever compare to that first and true avacado.
2006-10-01 08:37:36 · answer #2 · answered by coolguy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
enjoy it,.. because pretty soon your new love is going to wrinkle up from old age and die. it just so happends avacados do not have a long life span. next time fall for a walnut.. pecan or some other in the shell nut.
2006-10-01 08:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The trees that wash the back of my eyes pretty much agree you are screwed.But my pet cloud thinks you are older by far than green darkness. A smooth porcupine is in order.
2006-10-01 08:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by carolinatinpan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never fell in love with an avacoda but I married a peach.
2006-10-01 08:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by lucy02 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish there were more people with such kind hearts in today's world. Most of my fruit and veggie relatives have ben eaten by uncaring individuals.
2006-10-01 08:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife ran off with a banana ! I feal your pain !
2006-10-01 08:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What happens when it goes rotten will you love it then? and hang on to it that's when you know you have a problem
2006-10-01 08:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by bigdogmax47 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well yes it happended to me when i was little with my nintendo just try going out more and thinking of other things and try getting it out of you life it sure does help
2006-10-01 08:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It never happend to me but i'll say it did just for you. It did happen to me.
2006-10-01 08:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋