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how long will this last and why can only i see them. they sing and dance on command so i know they must be real.

2006-10-01 08:23:09 · 10 answers · asked by hondacobra 2 in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

10 answers

Ah yes – you are probably living in the northern hemisphere somewhere, which would mean (according to the Treaty Of Gazakian) that you were taken by the Zorgelitians for use in one of their board games. You are experiencing a common side effect of being slid on the board, which is made of xenaltentitite. The effects, depending on the condition of your immune system, will dissipate in about 12-15 days. If you start to see people singing and dancing on red glittery surfaces, then I would suggest that you immediately get to bed and drink six to eight glasses of whiskey every two hours for three days.

2006-10-01 09:51:10 · answer #1 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0 0

Call Fox Moulder & Dana Sculley at the FBI. Tell them your story.
Good luck.

2006-10-01 15:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by ursaitaliano70 7 · 0 0

Try to have inter-galactic sex with them and see if you can have babies with the same super powers. I bet the orgasm will be magnificent!

Happy fornicating!

2006-10-01 15:34:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Some of us see illegal aliens all the time, so don't feel alone.

2006-10-01 15:46:19 · answer #4 · answered by longblondedude 1 · 0 0

This is probably just and illusion.If they really are there...welll, lets just hope they don't have ray guns...

2006-10-01 15:26:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Congratulations on your new 'super powers'.

2006-10-01 15:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

contact the MIB

2006-10-01 15:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What drugs have you been taking?!

2006-10-01 15:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by Kat W 2 · 0 0

what are u smoking and why arent u sharing?!

2006-10-01 15:31:30 · answer #9 · answered by saveitforthemoshpit 2 · 1 0

IF YOUR NOT LYING (WHICH YOU PROBABLY ARE AND THANKS FOR THE 2 POINTS ANYWAY), GO SEE A DOCTOR!!!

2006-10-01 15:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by stacey t 2 · 1 0

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