From what a lot of Christians like Pat Robertson, Ann Coulter and Fred Phelps are saying I figure there must be.
A Bible where you strong-arm your way into heaven and anyone who gets in your way you send straight to Hell? Where if a foreigner from another tribe commits a crime against your people you go in and wipe every last one of them off the face of the planet? Where anyone who doesn't agree with your wisdom and absolute rightness should be summarily executed? A Bible where God's son preaches hate and intolerance instead of all that sappy love sh*t?
Where Jesus says: "f*ck turning the other cheek, nuke the bastards."?
Gee, I missed that version. Can someone send me a copy? I like to keep up on those things.
2006-10-01 07:36:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
That is the problem with RELIGION, they are basically all the same...and the root of all the worlds problems!
2006-10-01 07:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by i_love_my_mp 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You would actually have a point there if the straw-man conservative evil person you just created actually existed.......
Are you suggesting that our military is engaged in genocide of the entire community of Islam? You mention nukes, have we used any? That certainly would have been easier instead of staying on the ground in Iraq helping them get their new democratic govt off the ground and losing +2000 troops in the process. Boy you would think the most powerful country with the most powerful military could execute a better genocide than that!
A mind is a terrible thing to waste, especially to liberal stupidity!
2006-10-01 07:53:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The Schofield Reference Bible. Schofield was a failed Confederate soldier addicted to laudanum who decided to write a bible with notations about what God really meant.
It is a standard for fundies and jack-christians like the bush league.
2006-10-01 07:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
These people simply have an understanding of the US Constitution.
The Bible does tell us to be subject to our government.
2006-10-01 07:41:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's called "The 2006 Republican Party Platform"
2006-10-01 07:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by almintaka 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's called the "Prosperity Gospel"
I know you were trying to be funny, but this sick perversion of Jesus's ministry is being taught on a national level by televangelists. It's components:
-If we're rich, that's because God WANTS us to be rich
-Poor people are being punished by God
-It is the poor that cause societies problems, and we need to eliminate the poor so that there will be peace (eliminate as in, bang bang)
2006-10-01 07:41:19 · answer #6 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
After reading this I can see that you do NOT know anything about a TRUE Christian except what your Lib buddies program you with, so there is no reason to answer, really, you won't understand anyway.
P.S. Have you even READ the Bible?
2006-10-01 07:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by Diana 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It seems like the Republicans have made a new version where ignoring the poor and the elderly is acceptable and that hating thy neighbor is okay as well. Oh, and wars are fine as well.
2006-10-01 07:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by brian2412 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
wow, how many times were you dropped on your head as a child, let me guess government educated right?
no there is no new bible, just a way for dealing with the current crisis at hand.
2006-10-01 07:55:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋