Q.How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer(I am male)
A.none it should be open by the time the B I T C H brings it to you lol
2006-10-01 07:03:00 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
that's bloody funny!
I've heard that one before but it's still a cracker! How about:
a man comes home with a rubber p**sy. he takes it to his wife and puts it in her hand. she says: 'what do you want me to do with that?!' he replies: 'teach it to cook then f**k off!!'
hahahahahahaha!
2006-10-01 08:20:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hopeless. Beer should be drunk from the cask in a pub. Bottled beer is only an acceptable substitute if you cannot get to the pub. If it is American beer, 'draught' or bottled, it does not even qualify for the name. Beer is German, Czech, British (or in the case of Stout), Irish.
If you regard women as bitches then you deserve a compulsory sex-change. Challenge either myself or my wife - we both do weights, and my wife is a brown belt in karate. I have a green beret.
2006-10-01 16:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the first of your sexist chauvinistic ugly remarks under cover of jokes.
You bring a lot of response to your silly vulgar questions...
It means you make people react... in a negative way..
This shows your place in society .
Come on try to be a better person...
2006-10-01 18:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Sweet Dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your future looks dismal and very lonely, but do go ahead and enjoy your beer.
2006-10-01 14:18:03 · answer #4 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you like to drink it from the bottle, poured in a glass or thrown at you !!!
2006-10-01 14:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice to know you refer to women as dogs. Did you have a bad start in life or are you still craving your mummies boob?
2006-10-01 14:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the b i t c h that brought you into this world should really have sent you back !
I'm sure the Kleenex and the p.o.r.n mags serve you well
2006-10-01 14:12:50 · answer #7 · answered by shagkitten21 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear...i can feel a load of angry women typing away now to give you a bollocking.
2006-10-01 14:11:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Takes one to know one!
2006-10-01 14:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by Lorraine R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man you should not have said that and you wonder why your single lol time you came into the 21st century mate lol
2006-10-01 14:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋