2006-10-01 06:36:06 · 10 answers · asked by rainfingers 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't do what I say, do what I am telling you.
2006-10-01 06:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by Isis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not my husband, because he's sweetheart but once I had a boyfriend that said to me, " I only eat white meat, dark meat makes my allergies act up" ....We broke up about a month later due to his stupidty and lack of common sense.......
2006-10-01 13:46:02 · answer #2 · answered by cherryblueish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know about things I've said to my wife but a couple of weeks ago I had an operation and as I woke from the anesthetic said to the nurse. 'Can I play the piano now please?'
2006-10-01 13:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Hubby !He woke up one morning and said his Bhoulder Slades were hurting him really bad....Duh ! Shoulder Blades it was really funny the look on his face priceless he was so, serious.... we cracked up for about 15 min. Thanks
2006-10-01 13:48:43 · answer #4 · answered by pitterpatter47 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when told that he was doing the mortor wrong on the fireplace he said what do you know....your just a girl........ended up with my foot in his *** since he was bent over inside the fireplace!!!!!!! Hilarious!
2006-10-01 13:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by 2good4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I'm the one wasting money when he's the one that spends it on nonessentials, like cigarettes.
2006-10-01 13:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by Curious George 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I don't understand why you have to dust underneath the lamp and t.v. nobody can see under them."
I explained to him that there are plenty of body-parts nobody can see, but we still wash them!!!
2006-10-01 15:23:15 · answer #7 · answered by Naples_6 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That dress makes your butt look huge.
I like it".
I started laughing after he said that.
2006-10-01 13:38:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was a new mother...and he said, "This makes me a mother f&*#@*.. because you are a mother and i $@#* you!!" t...that was so stupid!!
2006-10-01 13:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is for dinner?
2006-10-01 13:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by Shayna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋