Shakira came in your house nude singing and dancing to hips dont like well delivering you a pizza? (just a funny random question) funniest answer gets 10 points! =p lol
2006-10-01 04:14:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
First I would sing along with her and tell her no kidding the hips don't lie-go Shakira! If my hubby was home, I guess I would pack up my **** cause after seeing her naked--I am in trouble! lol seriously...I would take pics of course, get a autograph, and thank that pizza joint for sure!!
2006-10-01 04:20:03 · answer #1 · answered by Christie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well the 1st thing I would do is talk to her in Spanish? Like: "Hola nena ¿Cómo estas? No sabes lo feliz que me haces, no sabes cuantas noches te soñe, cuantos besos deseé darte y de tus labios sentir el nectar de tu pasión. El poder despertarme en la mañana y poder contemplarte a mi lado, solo para revivir lamisma dulce experiencia de la noche anterior, y morir por ti de pasión." Hi baby, How are you? You don't know how happy you're making me right now, you can't imagine all the nights I've been dreaming with you, how many kisses I'd wished yo give you and to feel the nectar of your passion. Awaking up the next morning to contemplate you next to me, just to revive the same sweet experience from the night before and to die for you full of passion. I love Colombian girls, but on top Shakira.
2006-10-01 04:31:26 · answer #2 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont know but I believe the bat suit would become very tight and restricting in certain a certain area. I think id start grinding with her and forget about the pizza.
2006-10-01 04:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Who is Shakira? What kind of pizza? If no one in my house ordered it, then the poor thing is lost. Ill give her directions to the right freeway exit.
2006-10-01 04:21:28 · answer #4 · answered by QuiteNewHere 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I would suggest to her that, with such an attention getting approach and chipper disposition, she would do a lot better selling Amway than delivering pizza.
2006-10-01 04:27:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Find out who ordered the pizza. I'm not paying for it if it took her over 30 minutes.
2006-10-01 04:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by splitshell 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ask her if she would like to be my permanent pizza delivery person. the thing is i do not even like pizza....but i would be "eating it" that night!
2006-10-01 04:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by homicyde4life 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would win 10 points from you beacause i thought of the funniest answer but forgot to write it
2006-10-01 04:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
dance with her and eat pizza,anyway what kind of pizza
2006-10-01 04:17:30 · answer #9 · answered by pinkygirl m 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It wouldn't be the pizza i'd be eating!
2006-10-01 04:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋