how would you reply in each of these five situations?
1. Did you steal my pen? (says the bank teller after you stick her pen in your checkbook)
2. YOUR GROCERY CART JUST PUT A DENT IN MY CAR!!!(after you hit somebody's car with your cart)
3. (telemarketer on the phone) Congratulations! For only $25. you can go on a trip to Nashville, Tenn. ?
4. (telemarketer on the phone) Would You Like To Take A Survey?
5. Your MOTHER catches you cheating on your bf/gf/mate/spouce and threatens to tell on you...what do you do?
2006-10-01 03:35:14 · 30 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1) admit NOTHING!!!
2) I'm so sorry, it kind of got away from me!
3) Why do that when for free I can just hang up on you?
4) sure, why not? I've got time to kill while I wait for my next trick.
5) ummm...remind her of that wonderful Mother's Day gift I bought her???
2006-10-01 03:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by luvdatbeard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Did you steal my pen? (says the bank teller after you stick her pen in your checkbook)
0ohh no...lolz i think the guy next to me took them..i think you really need to check him :)
2. YOUR GROCERY CART JUST PUT A DENT IN MY CAR!!!(after you hit somebody's car with your cart)
oh did it..sorry it was the guy next to me...ahh why isnt anyone checking him...
3. (telemarketer on the phone) Congratulations! For only $25. you can go on a trip to Nashville, Tenn. ?
ohhh yeah put me in,...:)
4. (telemarketer on the phone) Would You Like To Take A Survey?
you know i would...
5. Your MOTHER catches you cheating on your bf/gf/mate/spouce and threatens to tell on you...what do you do?
call up my dad and tell him what shes been upto :P
lolz this was fun
2006-10-01 05:18:12 · answer #2 · answered by Fia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Did you steal my pen? (says the bank teller after you stick her pen in your checkbook) - Yes i did, and i wont give it back to you !!
2. YOUR GROCERY CART JUST PUT A DENT IN MY CAR!!!(after you hit somebody's car with your cart) - WTF !!
3. (telemarketer on the phone) Congratulations! For only $25. you can go on a trip to Nashville, Tenn. ? - Will you come with me too !!?
4. (telemarketer on the phone) Would You Like To Take A Survey? - Only if you give me 10 points for it !!
5. Your MOTHER catches you cheating on your bf/gf/mate/spouce and threatens to tell on you...what do you do? - I threaten her.. for the cheatings she has done with my father..LOL
2006-10-01 04:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) I'd say: 'Yes, do you have a problem with that? So sue me...' And then give it back... The back teller could have at least be a bit more mature about the situation - something like : Excuse me mam but I believe you accidentally took my pen would have been nicer - so I would be pretty pissed off about that comment...
2) Apologize and exchange numbers so that I can be responsible for the repair to the damage I made...
3) Jump up and down asking them whether that includes return airline ticket from and back to Australia...
4) Yes - I love surveys - I take them all the time when survey telemarketers phone me ! But the "You have been randomly selected to receive a free mobile phone, for only $19.95 a month" telemarketers piss me off...
5) I don't cheat but if it does one day happen I would beg her not to tell, tell her I would not do it again, and offer to spring clean her house...
2006-10-01 04:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by Rika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Steal is such an ugly word. Did you mean to ask if I KEPT your seventeen cent pen with the Bank's ad on it? Why, yes, I did.
2. I am awfully sorry. Give me your name and address and I'll mail you a check for the damages.
3. I'm sorry, I very busy right now, but if you'll give me your home number I'll call you back about supper time tonight and we can talk about it.
4. NO!
5. Well, you've gotta do what you think is best. By the way, what does dad think about the money you're losing to that on-line casino?
2006-10-01 03:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, but can I have it anyway because I love the way it writes.
2. Isn't MY grocery cart, but hey that's why we have insurance right
3. Congratulations! I really don't give a darn...then threaten them to take my name off their list or I will sue them for harassment
4. No, would you? and proceed to ask them random questions
5. Throw it in her face that I learned it from her and then go to my dad about her past men
2006-10-01 04:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by ~*~frankie~*~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) "Oh, sorry, I am always doing that!" as I hand it back. I do that a lot without meaning to do so.
2) Honestly, no clue because I am freakishly sensitive about that and NEVER let my carts get near other cars.
3) "Thanks, I live there" or "I'm sorry, the person you are looking for was hit by a blimp last week."
4) "Yes, thanks for reminding me, Cap'n Donna just posted a new one!"
5) Again, no clue, since I won't do that either. My wife is a dead shot with a rifle.
2006-10-01 10:03:49 · answer #7 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. now why would i steal your pen? its a pen for gods sake is this bank so sheap you can't buy any!
2. Now how is that possible your big car and my grocery cart i think nott so just drive off to geico or whateverr and get it fixed
3. wow! really uhhuh uhuh *hangs up *
4. i'm busy right now taking this girls survey god!
5. you'd do that to your own son and i some stuff on you mother remember Panama?
2006-10-01 03:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by Momo70707 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.) I thought it was a gift for banking with you a while!!!!
2.) No I didn't, the wind took the cart from me, that's natures fault not mine.
3.) Hang-up
4.) No, and I'm tired of you people calling me!!! Loose my number and then hang-up.
5.) Mind your business mother if you want to tell then whatever, I don't care!!!!
2006-10-01 03:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. This is your pen. Sorry.
2. I lost control of the cart!
3. Hang Up
4. Hang Up
5. "It's not what it looks like!"
2006-10-01 03:48:14 · answer #10 · answered by iBrooke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋