an exgirlfriend comes up to me and starts talking. haven't seen her in a year. she's gained A LOTof weight. I pour some bottled water in my hand and start patting the back of her neck. she asks "what are you doing?" I said "I'm keeping your blow hole moist until we can get you back in the ocean."
I can still feel the sting from the slap.
2006-10-01 03:35:12 · 23 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
can i get her number?
2006-10-01 03:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
in the well-liked vote, some polls have Obama forward and a few have McCain forward, even nonetheless the final consensus is they are tied at 40 seven% each and every. in the electoral classes nonetheless, Obama is rather crushing McCain on the 2nd. And in maximum swing states or maybe some states which will virtually continually be recognised a given for the Republicans, they are the two tied or Obama has taken the lead. If the election were held at recent, Obama might win. even nonetheless we nonetheless have a pair of months yet, and McCain is fairly the fighter. So collectively as the probabilities are high in the direction of him, he even nonetheless has a probability and a even nonetheless solid one at that.
2016-10-15 09:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Dark Joke....
2006-10-01 04:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go figure. I guess some chicks don't have a sense of humor.
2006-10-01 06:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by preacher55 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too bad she stopped at slapping you. I would have kicked you in the balls first.
2006-10-01 03:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by luvdatbeard 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny youre lucky shes not a killer whale!
2006-10-01 03:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, say what you think...But doing something like that only makes you look bad, not her.
2006-10-01 03:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny!! Not a very nice thing to do, but funny ...... I can't stop giggling.
2006-10-01 03:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
maybe that will inspire her to loose weight then u will see her again in a year..and wish u weren't so mean
2006-10-01 03:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by joilong 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Maybe
2006-10-01 04:05:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG. You're hilarious!
2006-10-01 03:38:29 · answer #11 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋