where am i and where are my pants?

Answer 1

I can't help noticing that you are back on Yahoo Answers - AGAIN - and that you are, it would seem to the lay person, pant-less.
Put on some different pants quickly before somebody reports abuse to Yahoo. Of course, if you only have one pair of pants then I have to revise my answer to the first part of your question: If you have only one pair of pants you are in a desparate place - and I think you should maybe get an additional pair. Cheapest option, if money is an issue, is a charity shop but you will not find yourself welcome in Oxfam, (tragically,) in your current, pant-less condition. Get some from e-Bay and stay indoors until they arrive.
If, on the other hand, you are unsure of the whereabouts of that rather chic pair in silver grey with the double pleat at the front and the pocket that is, marginally, too small to accommodate your wallet comfortably, here's the news. They made your bum look big and, for your own good, your friends threw them out. Let it go! Put on your Levis and allow yourself to live again.

Answer 2

You are there. Your pants are not here.

Answer 3

If the answer to (A) is in a cage in a zoo with a wolf, I expect (b) are shredded after your night on the town.

I suggest you consider vegetarianism, especially when the moon is full

Answer 4

i'm not sure where you are.
are you missing your trousers, or your underwear?
either way i don't know where they are. Maybe some evil person abducted you and sold them on Ebay, then took you to where ever you are
:)

only slightly confused

Answer 5

Sounds like you have either had a great night or you are about to have a very bad one.....

Answer 6

you are on the loo and your pants are down your ankle