2006-10-01 02:52:23 · 25 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
MISSOURI WOMAN FINDS BASEMENT CLEANED AND ORGANIZED, ALIENS SUSPECTED!!
2006-10-01 02:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by tjnstlouismo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since you ask I will tell you.
This is not an advertisement and nobody is asking anybody to buy anything. It's a personal achievement and I am very proud of it. Moreover, I have a constitutional right to say so.
So don't get your shorts in a twist.
The headlines would say,
"Just Published!"
It's been a long hard slog but I feel that now I can live up to my potential.
That's why I'm so big on free speech.
2006-10-01 02:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was on the front page of our local newspaper about five years ago.It was just after a blizzard and I was snow blowing a neighbours driveway.I didn't even notice the photographer taking my picture until he came up to me to get my name and address.
The headline above my picture said,"Man On A Mission".
2006-10-01 03:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by timelord1962 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Local White Male Can't Seem To Get A Life
2006-10-01 02:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by rasckal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who is this guy, and why in the hell is on the front page of all the newspapers?
2006-10-01 02:55:05 · answer #5 · answered by looking for the left eye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully it would say, "Recent College Graduate Wins Highest Lottery in US History" (wishful thinking)
2006-10-01 02:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by TrueLibra 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stripper Reins.
2006-10-01 02:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Woman gives birth to four children in less than five years...poster child for Catholicism or just plain nuts?
2006-10-01 02:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by lovemcss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nicest guy in world turns 38, no chance of finding date.
2006-10-01 02:57:38 · answer #9 · answered by dread pirate lavenderbeard 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Local man is voted husband of the year award.
2006-10-01 02:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invented a car that runs on water.
2006-10-01 02:55:33 · answer #11 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋