A sailor has sex with a Hong Kong hooker and a week later he goes to a doctor because his penis has turned yellow, purple and green. The doctor takes a look and says, "Well, it's pretty bad. We'll have to amputate." "No way!", says the sailor. He runs out and thinks, "Hmm... Chinese girl - Chinese doctor."
So, he goes to Chinatown and finds a Chinese herbalist. The herbalist takes a look.
The sailor says, "Hey doc, the previous doctor said he'd have to amputate."
Chinese herbalist said, "Oh no. No need amputate. Two - three days - fall off all by itself!"
2006-10-01 01:59:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
haha yuck... should teach you a lesson.. lol
2006-10-01 09:12:21 · answer #1 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no. This no effect on sex in bed.
But
he who sneeze without tissue, take matter into own hands
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open-minded. .
2006-10-01 02:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,that would affect a persons sexual perforance in bed.
2006-10-01 02:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by sean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
2006-10-01 02:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Putt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny: haha.
2006-10-01 02:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by Timber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats probably a true storey!!!
2006-10-01 02:05:53 · answer #6 · answered by starrynite1958 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO good one pal
2006-10-01 02:09:54 · answer #7 · answered by bor_rabnud 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol eww man
2006-10-01 08:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe i'll have to remember that joke lol
2006-10-01 02:03:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely lame
2006-10-01 02:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋