A small minority, and I'm not one of them. I also don't believe in astrology, Feng Shui, fate, fortune, luck, destiny, karma, zombies, gremlins, goblins, leprechauns, unicorns, elves, witches, and eskimoes.
Ok maybe I could be persuaded to believe in eskimoes.
I also don't believe that inside every car is a little mouse on a treadmill, or that everyone is born good, or that people are born murderers, rapists, child molesters, gay, or straight.
I don't believe that George Bush is an alien, an alien conspirator, a baby killer, a rapist, a sex offender, a mass murderer, or a retard. Not many retards graduate from ivy league universities with better grades than Bill Clinton.
I also don't believe he dodged any drafts, and I don't believe anyone has ever proven the allegation that he got any special treatment in the air national guard. I don't believe he had sex with an intern in the white house, thereby cheating on his wife and embarrasing his children and shaming the nation, as well as dirtying up a relatively tacky blue dress. I also don't believe that George Bush will implant us with government computer chips and start drugging us, nor do I believe he only cares about the rich, nor do I believe he secretly hates gays, jews, and black people. I also don't believe anything Michael Moore or Al Franken or Al Gore, John Kerry, Diane Feinstein, Ted "the swimmer" Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Howard Dean says about any subject at any time.
Nor do I trust the Republican party, the neoconservative movement, the internationist movement, the socialist movement, the communist movement, the head of Fox News, or George Soros. Quite frankly I don't believe a word of what I see unless it's got video footage shot from different angles, or it's been confirmed by at least 3 independent sources.
I also don't believe in the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin, Dracula, or the major religious faith's version of what they imagine God to be.
But hey, I'm a skeptic. I don't even believe what I say.
2006-10-01 01:43:30
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answered by askthepizzaguy 4
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