Today I am getting 26 ! Old woman... Would You please write a
nice poem for me. Gentle stuff, please. No hard score.
Something romantic, with roses and erotic... Do it !
2006-10-01 01:12:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
roses are red, violets are blue,
monkeys are stupid and so are you
2006-10-01 01:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by mysterygirl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Twenty - six years old
You shouldn't be so bold
To think you are done
with a life that is fun-
by saying that you are quite old.
I have some birthday news for you -
You are at the beginning of your life.
You may not know it, cause it will pass by,
and those numbers will be turned around almost before you can snap your fingers!
You will be 62 instead of 26.
You will remember this and you will think, "Well, I'll be darned, the old broad was right! - Where has my life gone?"
Life is very very short!
Make a plan and enjoy it
Make yourself count for something.
Have a very Happy Birthday!
2006-10-01 01:29:17 · answer #2 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red
What are you doing in da bed
Life is so Romantic
Please do not act like a d ick
Now you are turnin' 26
There are lotsa things that u have to fix
There is this story u never told
Omg you are old
~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY~~
lolol
2006-10-01 01:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by ★HigHTƹcH★ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi i am a twenty six year old 2 but i am a male muhahaha want a poem aye her it is,
hello i am 26 today,
i found out i should just be me,
rude and funny,
but nothing funny funny, hey,
dont touch my butt dude,
i dont play football,
hey no i like to drink,
today im fiirrthhhss siixxx imlight blink,
oh drink up cause to day is your 26th birthday,
hoooraaaahhh!!!
2006-10-01 01:16:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Four years to Thirty
Clock is counting down
Time to stop staring at the screen
And get settled down
2006-10-01 01:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by KH 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your joy is wonderful:
Intense and glowing, free and light.
Reason simply can't supply
Sufficient explanation why,
Though thought is not the cause, but sight.
Each day is super bountiful,
Not least this day--as is your right!
HAPPY 26th B'DAY!
2006-10-01 01:36:31 · answer #6 · answered by Natasha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.poemsforfree.com/birthpo.html
2006-10-01 01:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by bz_in_luv 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,I SEARCH FOR IT BUT I CAN 'T FIND ANYTHING
2006-10-01 01:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋