ME!!! I happened to catch my reflection in the mirror and I must say I am a stunning man.
2006-10-01 01:04:46 · 19 answers · asked by Dave evaD 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I also have a small but beautiful penial region.
2006-10-01 01:20:37 · update #1
small? did ur wife know u were having sex lol..
2006-10-01 01:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by brwneyedgrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean stunning Dave? or just stunned .by your reflection
Its always disturbing when you don't know these things are happening and you stumble upon them in the dark at least you did not embellish on the truth with you comment on the small neither regions but are you sure you were not looking at the computer monitor instead of a mirror .lol
2006-10-01 01:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by slick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is normal so dont feel bad,,its latin name is,watafitmanamiiiitus,,under normal circumstances it can be controlled with medication(antireflectories),,this should make small but significant 'blebs' appear on your behind and face allowing you to see the true horrors that await you in the mirror,,a man without any help can often be found curled up in a ball with blistered hands and after a while,,feet,,this is only in severe cases though and this you will have to judge yourself,,you can include your wife in your treatment and this is very beneficial as she can control the dosage of antireflectories,,by also covering your face and or eyes she can bring you after a while to believe you are indeed a 'rough,fat,ugly dumpling' but please be aware,this takes time and patience,,your wife should not fear the whip if you do not follow instructions,,punishment is often the crucial factor in a recovering 'whatafitmanamiiitus sufferer,,,if this condition is not dealt with the sufferer may indeed feel his wife actually does want to have 'relations' with him and this in itself is dangerous,,the woman should be firm and catagorically deny any future sexual contact the male should request,,she must also be aware that after discontinuing sexual contact,,the sufferer may indeed plead,and even beg,,during withdrawl the sufferer may even resort to underhand tactics such as bringing flowers,,cooking meals and it has been recorded,,massaging the wife after the running of a bath,,all this behaviour should be dismissed as the workings of a 'whatafitmanamiiitus' going through cold pussy. if i can help you and your poor wife do not hesitate to call me on,,,,,,,frigidwitch
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2006-10-01 01:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by lex 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was funny,and I think Lex deserves the 10 points for the best answer.A funny post needs a funny answer and she sure gave it to you.Thanks for the Laughs stunning man and Lex.
2006-10-01 02:13:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to go Dave, I know she is quite something too as do a lot of the guys in the neighbourhood but you do look good on her. You are a very lucky guy and we all appreciate the sharing side in your beautiful
2006-10-01 01:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i wouldnt say stunning, i know because i was hiding in the closet. i was having sex with your wife right before you came home.
2006-10-01 01:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by spyderman1212 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! This was so funny!! Thanks for the giggle! With all the questions that are on here I was afraid to look and see who you caught your wife having sex with. When I saw the rest I laughed! *priceless* Thank you for this! I love it!
2006-10-01 01:13:10 · answer #7 · answered by auntcookie84 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was cool !
I am voting for you in the next presidential election.
2006-10-01 01:09:55 · answer #8 · answered by superbill3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao dude what if you caught her with the mail man and they were video taping it. cool huh. yeah man can i be your mail man i have a camera?
2006-10-01 01:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but who was she thinking about at the time?
2006-10-01 01:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by ada wong 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋