Any powers will do, but blue lazers that shoot out of my nipples are at the top of my list.
Should I...
1. fall into a vat of toxic chemicals
2. be exposed to gama rays
3. have a genetically altered insect bite me
4. or somthing else that isn't listed here?
By the way, I want to be a super villian, not a super hero.
2006-09-30 21:57:41 · 17 answers · asked by Quin S 3 in Health ➔ Alternative Medicine
I hear if you click your heels three times and wish for "the best super powers ever" you will be granted...well...the best super powers ever. You might even get blue nipple lazers....
Weirdo...Did you know I met a Teletubby once? It was awesome...
2006-09-30 22:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Billy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only way, is to go within!!!
Cause if you don't go within, you go without...
(which happens to all seeking outside themselves for some material golden junk to fill the void; whereas if you see the power of your inner treasure, which is Love, you know that all is granted to you -that is, the best, for the highest good obviously!), but careful, you bring forward what you focus on!!!
So to answer your question in a way clearer to you, the BEST way to get SUPER POWER is to LOVE unconditionnally, starting with your SELF (you obviously hate yourself if all you want is to be a super villain, but that is just a nasty mind illusion, and behind you're golden :-))
2006-10-01 07:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by Iseult5 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you already have super powers that you haven't yet realized? You might already be able to fly or you might even be bulletproof (you don't really know unless you've tested yourself, do you?)
I would start by checking for super powers you might already have before unnecessarily staging some freak accident to give you super powers.
2006-10-01 05:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by Sideshow Bob 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mr.nutty supervillan,how old r u?5or7?do what you listed n see da results.k?n if being a superhero was possible like they
show in cartoons,we all would have been some superheros
already.take measures to become strong.and keep dreaming.
i wont cost u.
2006-10-01 06:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by indru 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vote for George Bush again. He's got a super power country, and he's marginally evil.
2006-10-01 06:31:24 · answer #5 · answered by JPH 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you know what, this is what you should do. climb on the roof of your house and then say this out loud "i can fly, i can fly , i can fly" 3 times and then jump down. hopefully you will fly and not break your head and damage your brain...but then again i think that last part is already done.
2006-10-01 06:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by seker s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut your testicals off. You can’t be a good super villain if you are thinking about sex and having kids.
2006-10-01 09:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you know you already have super powers? It's called "You're Really DUMB!" Perfect power for a super villain.
2006-10-01 05:09:19 · answer #8 · answered by mx3baby 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Umm... yah. First you buy yourself a pair of tights and wear your underwear over it. Oh yah, and tie one of your favourite blankets over your shoulders, then stand in a phone booth and wait.
2006-10-01 05:08:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why you want to be super villian? There are so many nice things to do and to be done!
2006-10-01 09:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by Blue Star 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋