No, I'm not offended that you asked, I'm offended that whomever you heard this from didn't have the sence to figure that out for themselves and thus influenced you to repeat it.
It's not the penis that we've sworn off, it's the person behind it!
It's not shape thing, it's a gender thing.
Also, women don't just suddenly BECOME lesbian anymore than you SUDDENLY became straight.
2006-09-30 20:21:44
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answer #1
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answered by DEATH 7
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the question isn't offensive so much as it's just so obviously ignorant and rude.
first of all, nobody "becomes" lesbian (or gay for that matter). one of many stupid assumptions that ignorant people make. no one "turns" gay any more than someone can "turn" straight.
not all lesbians use dildos, either....but a lot of straight people use them, too.
why do people assume liking a dildo means you like penis? it doesn't. it's about how it feels.
again, I don't find the question offensive, just disturbing that you found it funny. it's an ignorant question.
2006-10-01 11:46:13
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answered by redcatt63 6
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Your sense of humour is a way more warped than the dildo you speak of.
A woman does not 'become' a lesbian.
A lesbian has not sworn off penis. she has sworn off the man it is attached to.
You should know that dildos (or forms there-of) have been used by lesbians as well as straight women for thousands of years.
You should also know that dildos are used by gay men (who also have not sworn off penis) and many straight men as well. This should not make them the 'butt' of childish jokes.
2006-10-01 08:36:47
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answered by roqofages 3
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Dildo is allowed. She just doesn't wanna be up against a guy. And besides, men who don't want a woman, replace the v a g with the use of their hand, so not that much diff.
2006-10-01 03:20:04
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answer #4
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answered by busybody12 5
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The question at hand is NOT funny. Its rather rude. And its not that I like or dislike d*ck, real or synthetic, its that I don't care for what the penis is connected to. I prefer the gentle, soft, sensual touch of a woman than that of a man. WE STILL HAVE A G SPOT THAT NEEDS TO BE TOUCHED!!! Aren't you supposed to be doing something at work rather than making rude gestures about something you apparently know NOTHING about?!?
Hell, I know STRAIGHT women that like a dildo because her "MAN" can't fulfill her needs!
2006-10-01 04:48:55
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answered by littletease3 2
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Should men be 'ALLOWED' to use any sex toys or sex aids other than a woman's vagina? (Lubes, oils, co*k rings when you can't keep it up any more, viagara when you can't get it up any more, your own hand, porn, feathers, clamps, costumes, whatever...)
Come ON!
Besides...lots of women choose to use dildoes and vibes that look like dolphins, bunny rabbits, rubber duckies and other things so they WON'T look like penises
(and that's NOT to say that a woman would actually, or would want to, or would even think about, having sex with dolphins or rabbits, etc. Lots of these come from Japan where sex toys are legally not allowed to look like phalluses.)
Besides, not all lesbian women have 'sworn off' penis, so much as discovered something they like so much better. Maybe this is a bad analogy, but most of us adults don't 'swear off' bicycle training wheels, so much as consider them irrelevant to our lives and our enjoyment thereof.
2006-10-01 11:48:03
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answered by ladyfraser04 4
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its not that i have sworn off penis, I am just not turned on by penises or the maleness at all, personally a dildo doesn't turn me on either. but some women require penetration to have an orgasm, don't begrudge them that.
2006-10-01 03:50:17
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answered by karruttopp 2
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is it the Dildos
or is it the lesbian
that is the turn on for you
may you should rethink this question
and why it seems to be not funny
2006-10-01 03:56:59
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answered by Zara3 5
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if she has sworn off penis then she shouldn't be using a dildo, unless it's not the dicks she hates it's the guys themselves
2006-10-01 03:27:20
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answered by Brittany G 1
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why does she have to become a lesbian, a dildo is certainly more reliable than a penis.
2006-10-01 03:19:13
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answered by Anonymous
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