i mean... rent is rent... and real estate these days....
2006-09-30 18:39:43 · 11 answers · asked by i like fried chicken 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Better charge a high premium now ... Real-estate is on the tipping verge of a major crash!!!
Another consideration for charging a little person who lives in your armpit is the other perks the armpit gives off. Some little ppl do get "High" from the odor's of an armpit. So, little ppl prefer men's armpits more 'cas men smell. Additionally, men have hair in their arm pitt. Some little ppl eat the hair for nutrition. This should also be charged for! Beware ... you need written guidlines on what the little ppl can eat ... some will eat all you armpit hair and then go for your skin (ouch).
2006-10-02 03:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES!! If this tiny person is taking up residence in your armpit, you should definately charge them rent! After all, it is your body they have moved onto!!! Write them out a very tiny tenency agreement and discuss a suitable rent rate! Good luck :)
P.S.
Did you forget to take your meds today?
2006-10-01 01:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by XxbrooklynnxX 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even if they're your friend!
:)
Oh yes charge for utilities like using appliances such as a lawn mower... but make wireless internet access free.. And provide a complimentary bed and breakfast. Then your small friend can say that they had stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
2006-10-01 01:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by kat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barter, she can't afford rent. In your armpit? Isn't she paying enough.
2006-10-01 01:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by Wise ol' owl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you should, however that person has no CA$H...
All they got is Stink, Hair and Pimples. So that's all you'll get.
Better to put them to work and barter their rent...kind of
a "sweat equity" maybe they can wash your car, etc.
2006-10-01 01:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by HowlnWoof 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Everyone needs a hand out from time to time. Be charitable, humble and hospitable. You might need a place to stay next time.
2006-10-01 01:42:37 · answer #6 · answered by ananswerer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course rent is rent but dont put your arm down you will squash them
2006-10-01 01:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by jac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reviewing your previous questions and answers I have come to the conclusion that you are a stinky bastard and I can guarantee that you don't have a girlfriend.
2006-10-01 03:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by Sheriff Leane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should make them pick out deodorant clumps and brush your pubes. Maybe they could use your pit hairs to hang their laundry on.
2006-10-01 01:44:31 · answer #9 · answered by Mel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the person there is catching the fleas in your armpit , don't charge....
2006-10-01 01:44:17 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋