if u had one jutsu from naruto what would it be and why???

Answer 1

Johnathan B is spelled Taijutsu. My personal favorate is Hakkeshou: Rokujuu Yonshou (Hand of the Eight Divinations: Sixty-four Palms)
First Performed by: Hyuuga Neji
Type of Technique: TaiJutsu
Chapter: 101

A Taijutsu technique utilizing the Byakugan (White Eyes) and the Jyuken (Gentle Fist). With the ability to see the inner coil system, the ninja performs a series of graceful movements while attacking sixty-four of the three hundred and sixty-one tenketsu. First, they attack two points, quickly followed by two more, then four more.

Next, they attack eight more tenketsu, followed by sixteen more, and finishing the attack with the last thirty-two. With these sixty-four points sealed, the opponent's inner coil system is entirely shut down, causing incredible internal pain and effectively preventing them from using their chakra. This is an extremely advanced jutsu that only members of the Hyuuga Clan can use.
It's really cool since its like shuts down a person's inner coil system.

Answer 2

i already have a jutsu.. and i don't need any chackra to do it..
it's THE ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH.. lol..

<-- Thousand Years of Death -->
Classification: Taijutsu
Type: User-dependent, Offensive, Short range (0-5m)
Users: Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki

This is a very simple jutsu with a very over-dramatized name. All the user does is forcefully plunge their index fingers into their opponent's rectum, usually causing severe constipation, among other things. Its rank varies from user to user based on just what they do with it. For example, Kakashi used it to launch Naruto an almost ridiculous distance (perhaps propelling him with chakra). Naruto later figured out the true purpose of the jutsu: it is used in conjunction with a pointed object (usually a kunai) to attack the blind spot of an opponent. When combined with explosive tags, it can even kill an opponent. The technique is a reference to a childish prank known as a kancho.

The Naruto manga lists the technique as "Sennen Goroshi" (千年殺し, "The Kill of a Thousand Years"), as does the manual for Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2. It could be construed that the original fansubbers, when translating the fourth episode, in which the jutsu debuted, heard the name as "Sennen Gurushi (千年苦し), which does mean something along the lines of "1,000 Years of Pain".

Answer 3

If it's not because of magic, it must be Taijutsu like Rock Lee's technique. It's fast but the tremendous thing is how to get that lightning speed, and super light weight body like him (1000 push ups, 1000 sit ups, 1000 km runs, well ... y'know)

If it contain magic, i prefer Kage Bunshin no Jutsu... it isn't cool if you can make your own copy and then send them to stop war and other criminal things!!! Just think!

Answer 4

If i had a jutsu from Naruto it would be 72 hours of torture. i like that technique because it looks painful muahahahaha! =D

Answer 5

One? Damn. I want two!

Well in order of choice...

1. Shadow Clone.

2. Henge.

I could have loads of fun with those two and it'd really cut down on the housework.

Answer 6

i would like the sand coffin, sand burial, jutsu that gaara uses on that guy with the swords.

Answer 7

I would have to say it would be Sand Coffin (MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!). I could so totally do that to people if they were annoying me (but only sand coffin and not sand burrial. I don't want blood all over my cloths). It would be like:

Random Annoying Preppy/Jock Boy: Hey there, "chiquita" (bad spanish accent). Wana go back to "mi casa"?
Me: Sand Coffin! [sand begins to wrap arround his legs and he starts screaming like a sissy]
R.A.B.: AHHHHHHHH! HELP ME! SOMEONE! SAVE ME! GAAAAAAAAAAH! DON"T LET HER MESS UP MY HAIR!
Me: Shut up, baka! Don't make me kill you!
R.A.B.: [whispers in terror] o...k...
Me: [Makes hand motion, the sand disappears and R.A.B. drops to the floor whimpering in fear] Leave. NOW!
R.A.B.: GAAAAAH! IT'S SATAN! [Runs away wetting self in terror.]

Yeah [stares off dreamily into space]

Answer 8

I would definitely have to say, The above three i would like to have. Sharingan,Rasengan, and chiordi.

Answer 9

i would want genjutsu so i could totally pull illusions out on people and everything. and torture their mind and not their body.

Answer 10

It will have to be between these...
Sharingan
Chidori
Byakugan
Or
Summoning
----------------------------------------------------
Sharingan- Because it's just awesome red eyes, it so killer!!
Chidori-It looks so cool, and it's killer too!
Byakugan- Looks awesome how their veins pop out on their face
And
Summoning- I love animals! :)