beat a chimp in a chess match? Even with Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld helping?
2006-09-30 17:25:07 · 20 answers · asked by Perry L 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Bush would declare the chimp an enemy combatant chimporist, throw him in a secret prison, never tell him the charges, torture him for info on the other chimporists, deny him a lawyer, and prevent the humane society from visiting him.
2006-09-30 17:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by notme 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋
No, because even though Chenney and Rummy are smarter than the chimp (I mean the real chimp), they are horrible born losers when it comes to strategy and tactics.
Really, how many people could have the entire power of the US military at their disposal and manage to lose to two of the weakest countries that have ever existed (Afghanistan and Iraq)?
You would almost have to try to lose to do as badly as they have.
On second thought, the human chimp might do better without them.
The US military could probably win with a chimp leading, it's the two chumps that have messed everything up.
2006-10-01 00:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Probably not. Cheney could shoot the chimp and Rumsfeld could say it was justified and Bush could try to learn our language and support what the other two really did.
2006-10-01 00:51:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just as George was losing, Karl Rove would burst in and kick the table over, sending the pieces flying everywhere. Bush would decry the chimpanzee as an Al-Qaeda operative, and the poor little monkey would last be seen on a slow boat to Gitmo-ville.
2006-10-01 00:39:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
He is a chimp - why would he want to play himself? Not to mention, it takes brains to play chess since it tends to be analytical in nature - none of the three have brains. If all their brains were dynamite and put together, there wouldn't be enough power to blow your nose!
2006-10-01 00:50:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, if played fairly, but has Bush ever done anything fairly? He'll pay someone to tie the chimp up, torture him and flush the chimp's Qaran in the commode.
Hey up there. I love your answer. HaHaHa - If diebold keeps score. That's more truth than poetry alright!
You are witnessing the Nazification of America.
2006-10-01 00:34:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
That boy is dumber than a hollow post ain't he?That is why he is perfect for the Illuminati on their conquest of the planet for oil and profit and The New World Order.You folks vote for who ever you like,they got all the bases covered,they control all main steam media they control the Politicians and they control you.George Dubya doesn't give a rats behind if everyone knows that he orchestrated the destruction of the World Trade Centre buildings,he is The Grand Imperial Poobah,You have no rights now,the Constitution is a worthless piece of paper and God save us all.
2006-10-01 00:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by theforce51 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I really doubt it, considering a chimp is smarter than a couple of jackasses.
2006-10-01 00:56:44 · answer #8 · answered by ossifer8301 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chimps are really smart, you dont know how high their IQ level be, Mr. Bush is not really a smart azz to beat even a real azz
2006-10-01 00:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by Kunaal 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
yup, the chimp would probably throw feces on the chess board, though.
2006-10-01 00:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋