2006-09-30 15:20:37 · 19 answers · asked by Gin 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
What is the difference between a man and a vibrator?
A man can mow grass!!
2006-09-30 16:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by mckvlvt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect Women Feet
2016-12-14 19:48:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your husbands ideal woman was three feet tall she'd be about as high off the ground as you are when your kneeling in front of him. My guess is, his perfect woman is 3 feet tall so that he'd always get the oral gratification he wanted. He just stand up call her over and get what he wants----as far as the flat head...Perhaps, so he'd have something to bang his brain on....you know the head he seems to think with....cheers...good question ! I hope you guys have fun and don't forget to let him know what your perfect man would look like. Fight fire with water....
2006-09-30 15:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is part of an old joke. it says the perfect women is 3ft tall with a flat head so she can suck your penis and you can sit a beer on her head while she stands in front of you.
2006-09-30 16:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by chili 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the perfect woman is 3 ft tall no teeth flat head and owns a liquor store.
2006-09-30 15:24:54 · answer #5 · answered by valveman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a 3 feet tall women can give you a ******** while you rest your beer on her head
2006-09-30 15:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex said that to me ,one reason he is EX.right height for a Head J and beer stand...he is a Jerk
2006-09-30 15:38:11 · answer #7 · answered by stephanie n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first is about his privates and the second is a place for his beer.
2006-09-30 19:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by charliejodie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he lacks imagination and has low respect for women in general, its an old joke with a demeaning purpose. tell him to use a vacuum cleaner and a TV tray .. its all his IQ can handle
2006-09-30 15:26:59 · answer #9 · answered by casurfwatcher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know, but it's dirty
(HINT: penises are about 3 feet off the ground)
2006-09-30 15:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋