How do you sneak a fart?

Question

I have gas sometimes, and need some helpful hints on sneaking them out. not a big RrrrrIIIIIIIIIIIIIP ....no.

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i'm being totally serious!

Answer 1

Seriously- pull your cheeks apart & your farts usually will remain silent & gently whoosh their way out. You can do it inconspicuously by sitting in a chair, using the seat to hold onto one cheek & slide yourself up & to the side ( to pull the cheeks apart.) This usually always works, but sometimes it'll still whomp it's way out with a mighty roar, so it's not foolproof. If I can perfect it, I'll let ya know.

Answer 2

It's actually healthier to let a good one RrrrrIIIIIIIIIIIIIP.
Even if you try to sneak a fart, it still may not come out the way you want it. Farts have turrets syndrome!
Take a deep breath when you get the urge to fart. Try to walk somewhere else, not around people. From there, just comfortably let it out. If you do it with comfort, it sometimes comes out more graceful. Hope this helps you.

Answer 3

I blame it on someone else, not outright but I cut loose and walk hoping it doesn't follow me. Then stand back and watch. If you can't leave the spot break one and then look around like you're looking for some digesting perpetrator.

Answer 4

i hold it in school


go fart in the bathroom

or walk by a group of kids and fart then let them blame amongst each other

Answer 5

Farting is good for health. Why do you want to sneak?

Answer 6

Very carefully.

Answer 7

just go to the bathroom

Answer 8

just let it out gurl,its all nature...lol or scream or laugh so that they dont heat it.

Answer 9

Alone!