2006-09-30 14:33:42 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You can laugh all you want but if the kid is breast-fed... it would sure confuse that poor kid seeing so many... "feeders" flopping around!
2006-09-30 14:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She'd probably drag the kid along and let the patrons finger-paint all over mommy. Then she'd ride the pole wearing a fireman's hat, and nothing else. When she lays on the stage floor, she puts down a blankie first and says it's naptime. This will all be done to the Barney Theme Song and Sesame Street tunes.
"I love you, you love me..."
No therapy for that kid someday. *wink* *wink*
2006-10-01 02:32:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take them to the club, buy them a pack of smokes, set them up with a bar tab, give them a fist full of one dollar bills and tell them; " now go play and leave mommy alone... she has work to do."
2006-10-01 16:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take them to the club
2006-09-30 21:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will chase the strippers away from my kids
2006-09-30 22:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the only occupation in which it is perfectly acceptable to give birth while on the job, and not only that...but to simultaneously launch your child's career in show business!
2006-10-01 19:34:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I begin. It's Sunday 10-01-2006
Misses Heavenly Devil,Mother Nature,Peacock,Swamp Goddess,Little Black Coffin Dress,Genie Lady,Black Lace Corset & Wings,Atlantis Mermaid,Misses Car Hop,Misses Flamenco Dancer, Misses Mummy Queen,Misses Pirate Adventuress,Prom Nightmare,Punk Rocker Fairy,Misses Kimono Princess,Martini,Juniors Fashionable Dorothy,Adult Miss Santa,Adult Mrs. Santa,Alley Cat,Angels,Bad Alice,Black Widow Bride,Catwalk Queen,Cirque du Soleil, Diabla,Dark Angel,Dead Riding Hood,Deadly Nurse,Devil Cape,Devils,Disco Chick,Forest Fairy,Goth Rockin Witch,Graveyard Fairy,Greek Goddess Athena,Greek Goddess Venus,Green Feathered Witch Hat,J-pop Princess,Juniors Fashionable Red Riding Hood,Leopard Lady,Leopard Lady, Marilyn Monroe,Masquerade Queen,Misses '50s Dance Queen,Misses '50s Poodle Skirt Set,Misses Bat Countess,Misses Can Can Dancer,Misses Coffin Bride,Misses Crypt Witch,Misses Egyptian Dancer.Misses Elizabethan Lady,Misses Empress,Misses Flapper,Misses Funky Witch,Misses Glamour Witch,Misses Marie Antoinette,Misses Medieval Maiden,Misses Pink Lady,Misses Pink Leopard,Misses Pirate Beauty,Misses Pub Owner,Misses Pumpkin Spice,Misses Punk Angel,Misses Retro Go-go Girl,Misses Rockin' Fairy,Misses Wicked Court,Pirate Pixie,Prom Queen,Purple Feathered Witch Hat,Queen Elizabeth,R.I.Punzel,Red Lace Corset & Wings,Satan’s Bride,Saturday Night Fever Costume,Scary Princess,Sin-derella,SuperGirl,Sweet Nurse,Sweet Nurse & Surgeon,Teen Batgirl,The Jetsons,
Tina the Target,Tuff Mutt,Vampires,Wired Witch Hat, Wonder Woman,..........................
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Friday, in the evening, is good?
2006-10-01 18:47:23 · answer #7 · answered by aiaia57 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take them to the club and strip i guess!!! how about career day or when the kids have to talk about what thier parents and what they do??,it's sad...
2006-09-30 21:42:40 · answer #8 · answered by ♥D@t_bLaSiaN♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"mommy takes her clothes off from time to time cause she gets really hot. If mommy gets too hot, she might catch a cold."
2006-09-30 21:42:06 · answer #9 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They work at night!
2006-09-30 21:36:47 · answer #10 · answered by Pam of Ga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋