2006-09-30 14:21:28 · 37 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
NO...BUT I WOULD STOP AND PEEL HIM OFF THE HOOD
2006-10-01 04:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think clowns are scared of me, but I could try-
I'd probably say:
"Hey little clown, wanna go for a ride in my car...." The clown would say no and continue walking.
Then I'd pull along side again and say:
"Hey little clown, can you help me find my dog?" It'd reply no and walk a little faster.
Next I'd roll up and say:
"Oh little clown.... would you like some candy?" Since the clown was raised by carnies who never taught it not to take candy from strangers, It would accept and I would slip it some laced candy and clown-nap it!
Then I would send the ransom note and show them I'm serious by enclosing the rubber nose.
2006-10-01 10:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always picked up hitch-hiking clowns. And I'll continue to do so until they find the bodies. Then I'm switching to mimes, but I'll only pick them up in my secret black stealth helicopter.
2006-09-30 19:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if I was packing my chest ventilating, clown-stopping, heavy duty, sugar cone dagger and nose deflator ---- in case he wasn't just "any" hitch-hiking clown.
2006-10-01 13:03:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Why not? Clowns brighten up my day, so does doing charity work. =)) They're funny and cheerful and one of my best friends works as a clown. I DEFINITELY would pick a clown up. :)
2006-10-01 02:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by meli 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I don't like clowns or hitch hikers.
2006-09-30 14:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-09-30 14:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No freaking way.
I used to pick up a lot of hitchhikers until a large percentage of them were always mental.
2006-09-30 14:23:11 · answer #8 · answered by 1K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every body knows how important it is to get clowns to there destination what kind of a ? is this ,,i have never missed a chance ,,,,ever ,,,,,,gnomes trolls elves and wizards also fall into a priority classification
2006-09-30 14:28:03 · answer #9 · answered by txtx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd sooner pick up a republican, televangelist, or a taliban member than a clown...sorry, mr clown...you'll have to wait for one of those teeny tiny cars full of your creepy friends...
2006-10-01 10:41:31 · answer #10 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, clowns freak me out. I saw It when I was little.
2006-09-30 14:22:51 · answer #11 · answered by Juli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋