they drive her crazy with their bunny rodeos every night. she really needs help
2006-09-30 13:59:06 · 24 answers · asked by Blonde-And-Stupid 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Put down the pipe and step away from the meth.
2006-09-30 14:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by tina m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shi*t! This is serious! She'll hafta lock up the closet & get ready for battle! Here's what she needs to do: (This should all be done on the 4th Sunday of the vernal equinox, after the winter solistice....or tomorrow will be good, too.) She needs to spread out her mammy's afghan in front of the closet, then get 10 oyster shells & spread them all in a row in front of her. Then, she should take 2 herring's teeth, the hair from a fat lady's mole, (I can send one from Big Shirley's holey moley face,) a gray dragon's scale, & 2 boxes of kleenex, & place these objects in the first oyster shell. Then, she should take a mandolin double pumper & play "Shook me all night long" while rocking back & forth. Afterwards, she needs to drink two quarts of venemous eye pus from a 2nd century vampiress while swinging a feather in circles above her head. Finally, she should take a small wooden mallet & play a nice tune of her choice, using the oyster shells as a xylophone of sorts. This will put the leprechauns into a trance, forcing them to free the bunnies into the wild, & sending themselves straight back to the end of the rainbow. Good luck!
2006-09-30 21:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a leprechaun eating unicorn that I am willing to let you borrow, meet me at the end of the yellow brick road on the other side of the rainbow. I'll be the only one with a 4 leaf clover, unicorn and hash brownie in hand
2006-09-30 21:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by re_love1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only real way to get rid of them is to catch them and eat them. I would suggest cooking them in a nice stew with maybe a few onions and carrots. Cook slow for about 2 hours. Remember to eat it all or they will just reappear
2006-09-30 21:04:52 · answer #4 · answered by auburn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it sounds like maybe just maybe you might need a little help yourself. I bet if you called the nearest hope line they might be able to help both of you.
2006-09-30 21:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by rumnyboi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fact that I'm taking time to answer this means I have no life.
2006-09-30 21:01:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send Chuckie in . I'm sure he'll take care of them!
2006-09-30 21:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im that firend that has the problem. thye're ridin around right now singin irish songs
2006-09-30 21:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by Cindy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeap she sure does, if she thinks that's really in her closet she needs to see a shrink.
2006-09-30 21:01:38 · answer #9 · answered by Kathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your friend to stop taking acid.
2006-09-30 21:00:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋