OH NO! I gotta stay with grandma Sirena for a week.... :(?

Question

Grandma Sirena needs my help. Grandma Sirena smells funny.... I will be bored outta my head in front of a deodorizing dangly pine tree thingy for a whole week.
A Club Pogo pass sure would help fill the hours if anyone has one they aren't using please...? (I had a membership but it expired eighteen months ago. Will probably renew it but it would also be good to have a look around first and see if I still really want it)
Please don't say I'm too demanding for asking!!
My pogo screen name is oohevangeline - maybe I'll be seeing you there real soon!
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HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!
I love grandma Sirena, I fully appreciate her and spend time with her even when she doesn't need a hand.
This question is about asking for a club pogo pass to help pass the time while I'm staying with her this week under unusual circumstances NOT about me being an ungrateful, whiney animal who just wants to trash her family and say "oh poor me!".
Perhaps my prose was misleading... I was going for a touch of humour - but only to make it eye catching. Not to rag on my grandma.
GRANDMA SIRENA, YOU ROCK!!!!

Answer 1

I sent you one! I hope u get it!

Answer 2

You know GRANNY will not live forever, why don't you do a sit down talk with her and ask her about how things were when she was a little girl, you might be surprised, did she ever see anyone famous, where did she go for vacation etc. One day you will not have the chance, so enjoy her now while you can. Also if there is a certain food she cooks that you enjoy ask her to show you how it is made. Enjoy being with Granny, I am sure she enjoys being with you. =) (From someone who never had a Granny)

Answer 3

try to make the best out of it.maybe u can bring some things like a book or mp3 so u wont be bored. :D